Criminal Minds Season 6: Crime Scene - Devil in the Details

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I don't wanna embarrass you.

All right, Doc.

So we got a notice

from the Department

of Building

and Safety this morning.

It turns out the city

wouldn't even consider

our variance request.

- Oh.

- Yeah. But...

I say screw it.

We go ahead without the permit.

Yeah, but what if

we get caught?

I mean, wouldn't we have to

tear it all out and redo it?

It would

cost like twice as much.

I'm sure we could avoid

getting caught.

What if the whackadoodle

neighbor complains?

The whackadoodle neighbor.

Well...

I think we can

persuade her not to.

Hello.

Hello, Dr. Lang.

- I was just stopping by...

- Quiet, Steven!

Sorry.

No problem.

So, the reason

I was stopping by is

we're planning on doing a little

home improvement next door

and I wanted to apologize

for any inconvenience in advance

and give you this as a token

of my appreciation.

It's a beautiful plant.

A lovely flower.

Well, I really tried to pick out

just the perfect one.

Well...

...I should probably

skedaddle.

Bye.

Look!

There's Daddy!

Watch your step.

Now when these little suckers

run down this tree...

...I can hear them coming

and I can run outside

and scare the living

S-H-I-T out of them.

Great.

Are the raccoons up there?

Daddy thinks they're up there.

That's why Daddy is spreading

stinky coyote urine

all over to scare them off,

even though we've got tons of

real coyotes all over the place.

Actually, it's

mountain lion urine.

Higher up on the food chain,

and I think it smells delicious.

Hey, you know, maybe we should

think about putting in

a series of pathways

and pocket gardens,

like out front, and not give the

raccoons anything to turn over.

Go.

Hey! Drop that!

Stop!

Come on!

Fucker!

Hey, Doc.

Hey, Lincoln, what's up?

Where is everybody?

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