Creepshow 3 Page #2

- I've seen you lookin', man.

- I'm good.

Yeah?

Come on, man.

Whatever you want.

Where are you?

Hey.

Hey, b*tch!

You got a permit

to work my building?

Hey!

What the hell?

Hey, Jerry.

Eva!

Get your ass down here.

I'm coming.

Bye, Jerry.

Eva!

I'm coming.

F***!

Oh, man. F***.

... and now a foul

call against Martinez.

Damn it.

God damn it.

- Yo, yo!

- Got change?

Come on, young man,

buy something!

- F*** you.

- Buy something.

Oh, take a look.

Take a look.

Look,

it's a nice radio.

- Yo, yo.

- Lady, lady, lady.

See anything you like?

Got a crystal ball.

Book on voodoo.

Anybody piss you off lately?

I don't read much.

What do you want for the radio?

Radio with the antenna...

$5 going with

the antenna.

Without the antenna...

without the antenna,

is $10.

Why is the one

with the antenna less?

Less radio.

All you need is duct tape

and a piece of wire.

Make an antenna.

I'll go less radio

more antenna.

Give me the money.

Give me the money.

Keep the change.

F*** you too!

Ya!

Yeah, yeah.

What a smart-ass

he was.

Smart-ass!

Ya!

Somebody buy something!

Come on!

Oh no, no, no, no.

Oh, come on.

Of course.

Why wouldn't you do that?

Thank you.

You motherf***er.

Don't.

- Stop that.

- Whoa! Jesus!

Hello?

Hello?

Don't.

I said don't.

You'll like the song.

You're getting water

on the floor.

Oh, sh*t.

Sorry.

Dry yourself off.

In the bathroom, Jerry.

And, Jerry,

put some clothes on.

Okay.

- Well?

- What?

Isn't it better now

that it's clean in here?

I guess.

You guess?

You're not sure?

It's better.

Are you hungry?

- I guess so.

- Are you hungry or not?

- I am.

- Then make dinner.

All right.

It's too hot for soup.

Make a sandwich.

Jesus.

I'm just looking

out for you, Jerry.

I promise.

Do you want one?

Don't be ridiculous.

Don't use so

much mayonnaise.

It always gives

you a tummy ache.

Right.

Right.

You wanna put some

money in tech stocks.

They'll never go away.

But the important

thing is to diversify.

Right, diversify.

I'll need more

money though.

You'll have it.

Yeah, Eddie, Eddie,

listen to me, baby.

You're gonna love this.

It's a new reality series...

"Home Invasion. "

We break into their homes,

they don't even know

it's really us,

we beat the crap

out of the family!

- Right, we get the cameras 24/7.

- Sir, sir,

this is a handicapped spot.

Three-camera shoot.

They're gonna love it.

Yeah, they're

gonna love it.

Douche.

I hate this guy.

You say something?

No.

I was just taking

out the trash.

F*** you.

Eva!

Eva!

I'm coming! F***!

Say hi to your

little friend, Jerry.

Hi, Jerry.

Hi.

Eva!

F***.

Nice job, Jerry.

Let me in!

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