Creatures from the Pink Lagoon Page #3

Well, this must be the place.

How can you tell?

Well do you see any other

gingerbread houses around here?

Gingerbread?

What happens

when it rains?

Shhh!

You're so attractive.

Don't ruin it.

Randall!

Hello, stranger.

It's been too long.

And this must be...

This is the flavor of

the weekend, Gary LaTourneaux.

Gary, may I present

the lady ofthe house?

What's up, my brother?

Slap me some skin!

Mary, put that hand away -

and give me a hug!

Well, look what

the cat dragged in -

an older, uglier cat!

Did it take you the entire bus

ride to think that one up?

No, itjust popped into my head,

all spontaneous like.

Watching the species evolve,

right before my eyes.

Nowhelp this one with my bags,

like the kept woman you are.

Is this one allowed to talk?

No!

But he is allowed to scream -

my name... tonight -

repeatedly.

I hope we don't

keep you up.

I'm surprised you can keep

anything up at your age.

Laugh it up, helium heels!

All right, children,

enough ofthat!

Come inside.

See the newhouse.

This is beautiful!

Isn't it?

It was built in 1935

and still has most

ofthe original floorboards.

The marble birdbath

is hand-carved.

And the entire kitchen

is fireproofed with asbestos.

I love it!

Everybody loves my house.

The stairs over there...

Oh, screwthe stairs!

Where's the crapper?

I don't knowabout anybody else,

but I'm ready for a swim!

Sounds good to me!

I've got a two-piece in the

closet if you want tojoin them.

I doubt Romeo and Juliet

would appreciate the company.

Honey, they're just swimming.

Ow.

I don't think either one of them

is wearing insect repellent.

So, you and Stan, huh?

Yup.

Fouryears this August.

Howlong have you

and Cruella De Vil

been going steady?

Four hours this afternoon.

Four hours?

That must be a record for him.

Well, it is for me.

I just sat down for a minute

and I must've dozed off.

Did I miss anything?

Honey, come meet Randall.

Joseph,

this is Randall -

one of my dearest

and oldest friends.

Randall, this...

Let me guess.

This is your

straight-but-not-narrow

college roommate,

who's come to visit unexpectedly

to tease us with some

devastating secret

all night long before

ultimately reconsidering

and lashing out in a

self-loathing homophobic fury.

Am I right?

Child, what tune

are you playing?

This is Joseph,

Billy's cousin.

He's not homophobic.

He'sjust shy.

Lovely.

Five tired,

screaming fairy queens

and one anxious queer.

It's a pleasure

to meet you, Joseph.

Charmed, I'm sure.

Must be nice

living on your own lagoon.

Oh, I don't live here.

I've got a room back at

the YMCAin the city.

So you and Stan

don't live together?

Live together?

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