Crazy in the Noodle Page #2

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It's the first time...

-Listen...

Beautiful, isn't it?

-Yes...

Listen can't you give me credit.

-We don't give credit.

Really not.

-Well...

Can we make some kind of deal?

-But what about my payment?

Can't you kill me for free?

Are you crazy?

I'd get into trouble with the union.

When would you want it?

-Right now.

Are you making fun of me?

You can't improvise it.

It has to be prepared.

I just can't wait.

-Find someone else then.

I work legally.

Alright then.

-I'm busy for the next two months.

I have too many jobs.

You'll have to wait.

Listen, isn't it dramatic?

-Yes, it's dramatic.

I like you. Drop in now and then.

When I have time, I'll help you.

Good evening, sir.

-Is it special?

Special? It's the best in all of Paris.

Plenty of spectacle, a striptease and

a surprise party.

Striptease in Calcutta

striptease in Hong Kong...

Please.

Carte Rouge, you're

an expert.

Did you ask for me?

-It must be a mistake.

Always the same.

-No, this gentleman needs to relax.

The orchestra drinks to the health

of this gentleman.

You're too good.

No, wait, I have to go.

-But sir.

The party only just started.

If you prefer, I could leave.

-You're here now...

Would you like to dance?

-Absolutely not.

Ah, I prefer it this way.

This way we can talk.

What, he drowned?

-No...

He's a hero.

-A Hero?

We'll explain later. Where is he?

-I don't know.

What time is he home normally?

-I don't know.

Artists don't have a routine.

-But what about us?

We'll be back tomorrow.

Take a picture.

They all refused.

-All, all, all.

You're a strange person.

-You don't have a heart.

I don't?

I'm looking.

-Looking for what?

Matches.

I know someone, Angelo.

-Who's that? Who's Angelo?

A friend of mine, my darling.

He'll still be at his office.

-What, alright, the bill please.

Thanks.

I won't pay this, sir.

Did Juliette explain?

-Yes.

Will you do it?

-No.

There's no reason to kill you.

-40,000 francs...

I'm not in it for the money, sir.

I kill for honour.

-He's Corsican.

If you behave, I'll behave.

If you show no respect, I'll kill you.

You respect me, don't you?

See? Excuse me, I'm busy.

You're really out of luck, darling.

-One moment...

What's wrong with you?

You saw it. He hit me.

What if I got angry?

You're asking for it.

That fellow's crazy. If he continues

like this, he should be locked up.

Excuse me, I was interrupted.

Is it my turn?

I did what I could.

-Me too.

I'd like to stay,

but I have to go home.

Alright, go.

-Will you be back for me?

Yes, in the next life.

You're a nice guy.

If you change your mind...

I heard everything.

-I have nothing to be ashamed of.

I can solve it.

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