Crazy Famous

Synopsis: A fame obsessed average Joe escapes a mental institution with a band of misfits for one last desperate attempt to be famous.
Genre: Action, Comedy
 
IMDB:
5.3
TV-MA
Year:
2017
78 min
6 Views

WITH THOSE ODDS, I THINK

IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTERES IF YOU EMBRACED

A NORMAL LIFESTYLE

LIKE 99.99% OF THE POPULATION.

CAN I HAVE A NEWSPAPER?

THERE'S GOTTA BE

AN ARTICLE ABOUT ME.

LISTEN.

I WENT THROUGH YOUR FILE.

YOU NEVER FINISHED COLLEGE.

YOU DRIFTED FROM JOB TO JOB,

NO SIGNIFICANT OTHER,

NO CLOSE FRIENDS.

I UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T EVEN

TALK TO YOUR PARENTS.

WE'RE WASTING TIME.

I NEED TO STRIKE

WHILE THE IRON IS HOT.

MAYBE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

THIS CONCEPT. ALL RIGHT?

CAN I PLEASE GET THE NUMBER

OF THE PUBLICIS THAT I LEF IN MY COAT POCKET?

- CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME?

- MR. MARCUS,

IF YOU DON'T OVERCOME THIS UNREALISTIC

OBSESSION, A WELL-ADJUSTED...

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

HUH?

WHAT DO YOU WANT? YOU WANT ME TO SAY

THAT I'LL BE AN AVERAGE NOBODY?

- IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

- JUST CALM DOWN...

AN AVERAGE NOBODY

WITH AN AVERAGE LIFE

DOING AVERAGE THINGS?

WELL, IT'S NOT AN OPTION!

I CANNOT BE PAR OF THE 99.99%.

I HAVE TO BE FAMOUS!

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

- THAT'S WHAT I'M MEANT TO BE.

- MR. MARCUS, YOU NEED TO CALM YOURSELF DOWN.

SO IF IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN,

WHY DON'T WE JUST END IT?

WHY DON'T WE JUST END IT,

OKAY?

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHA THE F*CK I'M GOING THROUGH.

- LET IT OUT FOR ME.

- I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I STILL GOTTA TRY.

WHY DON'T I JUST END IT?

- GUARDS!

- YOU WANNA SEE ME END IT?

- GUARDS!

- I'LL DO IT.

I'LL DO IT.

[MUTTERING]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!

YOU CAN'T...

STOP PUSHING AROUND.

[SOBBING]

EVERYBODY STOP PUSHING

ME AROUND.

[GROANS]

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

EXCUSE ME?

I SAID,

"YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG."

YOU NEED:

A SHARP VERTICAL CU INSTEAD OF A PUNCTURE MOTION.

HEY, LOOK...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M HELPING YOU.

JEEZ, YOU COULD SHOW

A LITTLE GRATITUDE.

- GRATITUDE?

- UH, YEAH.

YOUR WAY WAS GOING TO BE

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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