Crank: High Voltage Page #3

I'm reasonably sure I can

put it back in for you.

Okay, Doc.

I'll be in touch when I find that

Chinese cocksucker that's got me pump.

That you even had to choose

between Phyllis and me.

Chinese?

Sharon, I just shut down, okay?

I couldnt think.

I couldnt feel.

Hey, Chocolate would you get off your

fat ass and get dressed?

Why?

Do you have any idea...how silly

Is Doc Miles gonna have to choke a b*tch?

Do you know that I was waiting for

those results, too?

I needed to put things in perspective.

Oh, you needed? I see, you needed.

I think I know who we're dealing with.

That's how you do things now.

''Hell, no, we won't blow!''

For f***'s sake move!

Jesus. Sh*t!

What the f***!

Sh*t!

That's right!

You're gonna pay me by the inch, b*tch!

You make a living!

We want to make a living!

You carry a weapon!

We carry weapons... in our pants.

Sick and tired of this!

Pay me my f***in' wages, mother f***ers!

Droppin' loads on all of

your silly wages!

They need their money.

What, do you want me to f*** this car?

What, do you want me to f*** this car?

Suck my f***in' tits!

Get off the car.

I'm gonna bang that b*tch in the back!

Hi.

We're just sick and tired of this!

Just because it's porn

doesn't mean we all

want to do it! We like to

get paid for it!

This is a weird scene.

We've got pissed-off beaver everywhere.

We're on pursuit.

Whoa!

''Oh!''

C*nt!

Sit!

Good--

I'm just makin' sure. Whatever.

Dude, he's totally doing

what he's supposed to.

Well, he's got to know who's in charge.

Dude!

Come on!

He's gonna eat somebody's baby

and you're gonna be in--

No, dude, chill.

Uh, you're gonna get sued.

He's totally doing what he's supposed.

to be doing. Come on.

Whatever. I wanted a cat.

F***!

See? Way better than a cat, man.

Whatever.

Who's this f***in' a**hole?

You pair of sausage-Nigels.

How do you sleep at night?

Who is this guy?

I'm from PETA.

This is animal cruelty, you f***ers.

Hello, there.

Hey, give that back, you liberal freak.

Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah.

Um... Dude.

F***in' shame on you two.

That's two hundred and fifty dollars.

I tell you.

You pair of c*nts.

Press the f***ing button.

Well, take it back.

Hit him.

Not so bad.

Disgusting.

Morning.

Mom would be so proud.

Sorry about that.

Give me that thing.

No.

Yeah, there you go. Go on.

Ruff, ruff, ruff ruff, ruff ruff!

If you don't press that f***in' button,

you're goin' in the pond.

I'm pressing it. Press it!

Come on, what's the matter?

F***in' wake up!

Make him press the button you--

Give him the f***in'--

What are you, f***in' useless?

Hey! No problem.

Stop right there!

Stop!

Oh, sh*t.

Oh. See, that's what I told you.

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