Cowboy Angels Page #2

I never do.

Anyway, that's my business.

That's your business?

You're f***ing kidding?

You don't even have any ID.

I can be charged for anything!

Kidnapping, corruption of a minor.

All that for 3 bags of candy!

Did you think about that?

For all I know your mother's

put out a search warrant!

That's not her style at all!

You clown!

No big deal!

Well, you just won't get any!

They're all smashed!

Do you want some?

We're on the freeway!

E viva Espaa!

What kind of music

do you listen to?

Who cares...

What type? Rap? R&B?

Rock 'n' roll?

Or Jazz maybe?

I hate Jazz.

Don't you?

Where's Sky radio?

Your radio sucks.

Hey listen! You forgot to mention

"chauffeur with radio."

Check out the car!

Wow! Don't you love Jaguars?

I don't give a sh*t about cars.

And the Mercedes,

don't you like the M2857?

I don't give a damn.

Right. 'Cause you can't buy them.

In Germany, they are cheaper,

you could buy a Beamer.

Listen, I'm off to Spain here

to unload a brat; I'm kinda busy.

Right! I get it,

like I'm for sale. Right!

Ever seen "Once upon a time in the West"?

Do you remember

the very very end?

He has to carry his father

on his shoulders, or he'll die.

And then he falls. It's horrible.

Don't you think I look like him?

Maybe not, but with this!

I lifted it at the station.

You'll see, when I do

my pompadour,

if I don't look like the King!

You never shut up?

Hey, a Buffalo Grill!

Can we go there?

No, it's expensive

and it tastes like sh*t!

Aren't you hungry?

Yes.

Ready to order?

Steak, fries and coke, please.

The children's menu?

It's cheaper, that's what he wants.

Yes, I'll take that.

Steak, fries and a beer.

Are you sure your father

will be happy to see you?

Well, he wrote to me.

He found my address.

He's waiting for me, that's all.

What's your father doing in Spain?

He's Spanish, you dumbo.

He has a restaurant

and a hotel.

He'll give you a huge reward

if you bring me back to him.

He's really loaded.

It's all ground up!

Too gross.

It's disgusting!

Don't touch!

What's your job?

Nothing.

Where's that guy? I want coffee.

- Are you in the mafia, by any chance?

- Not really.

Didn't you have an ice-cream

in your kiddy menu?

Sure, he's going to bring

a teensy dish.

Listen, you've got to

understand something, Pablo.

If you don't bug the other guy,

he'll bug you.

It's about the chin, see?

You stare the other guy down.

Just wait till he looks off, get it?

You never give in.

Just watch him, wait him out.

Did you ask for me?

I'd like coffee and Pablo

has something to say.

What?

Your hamburger was disgusting.

I even found a hair in it.

What he's trying to say

is that he would like

a proper dessert.

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