Couples Retreat Page #2
You know, I got him on the other line.
You can tell him yourself. Hold on.
I don't want to... I don't...
Hello, Jason?
Yeah. I got Joey on the line.
Hey, Joey, I've left you
a bunch of voice mail messages
all morning. Where are you?
Listen, I can't make it.
Well, we haven't even
set a time yet, you know.
If you'd listened to the voice mail,
you'd know that this
is just a feeler call
to check your temperature on schedule.
I'm not sitting through another
slide show about ball cancer.
Listen, pal, I'm alive today because
of early detection, all right?
Is this about ball cancer?
"Cause I..
- I'm not into that, either.
I'm gonna wrap this up right now.
and if you two refuse to check
your scrotums for hardened nodules,
I certainly can't force you, can l?
Look, I gotta go, all right? Bye+
Dave, are you still there? Hello, Dave?
Kevin! Kevin, that's not a real toilet!
Sweetheart, he's pissing in
the middle of the whole thing!
Buddy, I gotta go.
But Cynthia and I are willing to
offer you a life-changing opportunity.
Jason, you don't understand.
My son is literally peeing
right in the middle of the
store. I gotta go. Go, go, go.
Okay, but that's not
a real toilet there.
It looks like a real toilet to me.
Yeah, it looks real. Okay.
That's a whole other conversation.
You feel better? Yep.
You want me to get those for you?
Yep.
There's not a lot to
Mom, Dad's home.
Hi, hon.
Hey, how was your day?
Usual. Yours?
Good.
Okay, love you. Bye.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait
a second, wait a second.
You're going out? Yeah, I'm going out.
What are... What are you wearing?
Shorts. Shorts?
That's... That's a Maxi Pad.
Dad, they're designer shorts.
They're French. Goodbye.
Could you just come over
here? Sit down for a second.
I don't have time for this.
Come here. Sit down. No, I'm...
I'm late and they're waiting for me.
I know,
but you still live in my house
for another few months, okay?
Yeah, I know. Now when
you dress like that,
you send signals.
You know what kind of
guy you attract like that?
You attract the guy with the...
With his pants around
his ass at the mall.
No, I don't! Yes, you do.
Sweetheart, he is right.
Lacey, I'm saying you're beautiful.
You're smart. You're a good person.
You just got accepted into Stanford.
We're so proud of you.
I'm just saying know your value, okay?
And if a guy doesn't see
that, he doesn't deserve you.
No, and you don't want to
be with those guys, honey.
Okay, then I'll go change.
Thank you.
pictures on your Facebook page?
Dad.
It's just 'cause we love you.
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