Couples

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Are we starting now?

I'm nervous.

It's okay.

This will be fun.

It must've been around

the end of September.

- 1:
30PM on September 21st.

- You're so detailed!

I had a meeting

out of the office that day.

I usually take the subway,

but the weather was so nice.

- I just felt like taking the bus.

- Me too.

But the bus suddenly

screeched to a stop.

I woke up two hours later

at the emergency room,

and she was standing there

on the verge of tears.

And that's how it all started.

It was fate.

COUPLES:

MADAGASCAR:

WE DON'TSERVE COFFEE

- I'm gonna be a good housewife.

- You are?

What will you do for me

if I do?

Whatever you want,

of course.

Really?

- I just have to ask?

- Sure. What do you want?

Well...

Money.

- I like money.

- Money?

Yes.

Money to buy a big house

for us to grow old in.

- Really?

- Uh-huh.

Yeah, Mom?

Didn't you say

we sold that land?

Hey, Kyu-taek.

Could I borrow some cash?

Hey, it's me.

I know this is out of the blue,

but can you be my guarantor?

Hello?

This is the bank, right?

I'm calling

about a loan...

One!

- Two! Three!

- Ta-da!

Ta-da!

This is our home now, Na-ri!

You said you'd find her

in a week.

Is it that you're lazy,

orjust bad?

I'm close to finding her.

- I'll have good news soon.

- Come on.

You've been saying that

for two months, Bok-nam.

Is your detective agency

really legit?

I'm having doubts.

- Just wait a little more.

- Seriously, Bok-nam...

I'm worried sick about her.

I'm sort of busy right now.

Just give it some time, okay?

Fine.

Just call me soon.

- I'm going to the restroom.

- Okay.

- Have a wonderful night, sir.

- So it's all set?

Good.

That was the last

I saw of her.

Just one minute.

She'll be back.

She went to the bathroom

and has been gone for two months.

Leaving me a single

text message.

"I'LL SEND SOMEONE

FOR MY THINGS."

Does that make any sense?

It doesn't make any sense.

It doesn't make

any sense at all!

I'm so sorry.

- Gosh...

- Sheesh.

I'm so sorry, sir.

- A ball came out of nowhere.

- Are you hurt at all?

No, I'm fine.

- Are you okay?

- I'm just... Hang on.

- Is this 911?

- But I'm fine, sir.

I was just in a car accident.

I swear, I think my spine

popped out of my back and...

Oh my god,

I think I'm dying...

- Come to the intersection on...

- What are you doing?

- Please, come quick!

- Why are you doing this?

What a bad day...

- Hello.

- Yes, hello.

- I'll be with you soon.

- Sure.

Pardon?

What?

Oh.

Nothing.

Excuse me...

Everybody freeze!

Move, and you die!

Don't look up!

We're busy people here!

- I said, don't move!

- Freeze!

- What is with today, goddamn it!

- Keep your head down!

Hurry up!

Move!

Get all the money!

Excuse me.

Shouldn't you do something?

You're a cop.

I'm just traffic police.

Don't traffic police

get any training?

This wasn't in

our training program.

Be quiet!

Don't try to be a hero!

Excuse me...

Don't worry so much.

They'll leave as soon as

they get the money.

What are you doing?

You seemed so frightened,

so I wanted to help you

feel better.

I'm sorry.

Mister!

What are you staring at?

No...

I didn't!

I didn't stare!

- You pervert!

- What?

- I'm disgusted!

- Quiet down!

So she was sexually harassed

during the robbery...

- It's a misunderstanding!

- A misunderstanding?

You were exploiting me

and blowing into my ear!

- Like this!

- No, I didn't!

I was just breathing

because I was talking to you!

- I was just breathing!

- No one breathes that heavily!

You blew into my ear and

stared at my breasts!

Her breasts?

Detective!

This is all wrong, sir!

We'll see

what the evidence says.

- Why were you at the bank?

- Huh?

Well...

I got a loan for a house

to live in after I get married.

You're even engaged?

Fine, then.

Give me your fiance's number.

- I can't reach her right now.

- Why not?

She just suddenly disappeared.

Of course she ran away

from this pervert.

- That's not what happened, lady!

- You called me lady?

I'm not some old lady!

I wasn't gonna say this

because it was too humiliating,

but this man even

grabbed my breasts!

What?

I would've let you off easy,

- but this is ridiculous!

- I didn't touch her!

This is unbelievable!

Excuse me, Detective Kim.

Yes?

- The way I see it...

- Go on and tell me.

- Did he grab the lady's butt, too?

- Don't call me lady!

Well, after seeing

everything that happened,

I don't think

it was sexual harassment.

You see?

She says I didn't do it!

- Are you sure?

- Yes, the way I see it,

he was actually trying to

protect this woman.

My goodness!

What are you talking about?

Excuse me!

Thank you so much

for earlier.

You stopped them from

making me a pervert.

I just said what I saw.

Still, thank you so much.

Right.

Okay.

- All right, then.

- Okay.

Bye.

- Ae-yeon!

- You scared me!

Who's Prince Charming?

- It's a long story.

- Huh?

Wanna get a drink

after work?

You're buying.

I'm broke these days.

No problem.

You go ahead.

I have to stop by home first.

What about your husband?

- I've got him on a leash.

- Lucky b*tch.

I keep telling you.

Get over that bastard

and find someone new.

- I'm already working on it.

- You are?

Is it that Prince Charming?

Ae-yeon!

It's been one heck of a day.

Yeah.

I don't think I should go.

Would you look at that?

I even left

the bathroom lights on.

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