Cougar Club Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 2007
- 93 min
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you're all f***ing hired!
- Woman:
He forgets sometimeshe hired me over 15 years ago.
Oh.
- Is that Mr. Stack?
- Oh, no. That was Mr. Archibald.
But don't worry, he has hiring
and firing privileges too.
I'll show you where we keep
the plant maintenance kit.
Don't they have plant maintenance
people for stuff like that?
Oops. They only come
once a week.
Mr. Archibald
likes it done twice.
It's okay.
Once you make partner
you won't have to do it anymore.
Woman over radio:
Good morning, Angelenos.
- It's gonna be a hot,
muggy one out there today,
busting up to the century mark.
And on to the news.
The stock market is up 12 points
and, in sports, the LA Cougars
won the WABA Championship
- by 16 points.
- ( meows )
And in entertainment news,
it says here a '60s sex symbol...
- Spence, would you get that?
That's right, that's what it says.
( grunts )
You bar-flunking freak!
Where in the hell
did you get these numbers?
I don't know.
( whispers )
It's that Karl guy.
( whispering )
You know what I heard?
The poor bastard fucks
the file cabinets to blow off steam.
You butt-licker!
What part of your maggot-rotten brain
sh*t out these numbers?
- Well, obviously, I made a mistake.
- Well, obviously.
And now Sarah Tucker's alimony
is on the line!
Better fix it--
best piece of ass I've ever had.
- ( licks )
- Did you hear that?
The best piece of ass
he's ever had.
Who brought you in here, anyway?
a good friend of Mr. Conrad.
Well, that's not gonna save you
when you flunk the bar next month,
because next month
you're gonna be good and fired.
- I hope not.
- Good and fired!
Karl, do you need to use the bathroom
or did you already sh*t in your pants?
I might have
dripped a little, but, umm--
It wasn't a real question,
you taint-licking hemorrhoid.
- ( crying )
- These guys are f***ers.
I gotta go get the file boxes.
Loosen up, would you?
( whimpering loudly )
Hi.
( gasps )
- Are you gay?
- What?
No.
No...
Whoa, big fella. Down.
It's not polite to point
in the office.
Gonna plant that mushroom?
oh, for you...
( chuckles )
I have-- I have to get
the file boxes.
- Okay.
- Okay. Take care of some business
- while you're in there.
- Okay.
I'm gonna push out
- I'll meet you back in there.
- All right.
Hey hey hey!
You two-- sh*t-turd guys--
get in here and get
the jelly out of my toes.
- Uh...
- Mmm, mmm.
I want you to really get in there--
under the nail.
And give us a nice trim
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