Cottage Country Page #2

Hey, your pile of sh*t. I want

replacement for the headphones, Todd.

They are important for my life.

Your priorities

is completely out of the woods.

- What did you say?

- Do not.

Should I pinch you in the teat?

Do you like it?

You hit me in the eye.

It did piss sorry, Todd!

- Fine. I hate you.

- You owe me $ 300.

- $ 300!

- I need to connect my head!

Give it to me.

Candy abenosser, you idiot.

You stupid...

Wedgie!

Come here.

It's my turn to have the cottage.

I booked it on the site.

I'm not the idiot. That's you.

I'm not the idiot.

That's you. You're the idiot.

I'm not a complete idiot, you idiot!

Come on.

Sal?

Salinger!

Oh, god.

Come on.

There's another one.

- No, not that. It is poisonous.

- I know.

I'm from a religious family.

Father burned us when we were naughty.

One day

melted his mother's face with the boiler.

When she came back from the hospital,

she poisoned him with this fungus.

He died. She went to jail.

I was 13 when my foster parents

sexually abused me first time.

Every time I see this sponge...

...I feel...

...all hands, tongues

and pikkene inside my body.

I can not take it anymore.

No, Masha! Spit it out!

Spit on you!

Oh, God!

Stupid.

Okay.

Salinger?

Salinger?

- Hey, baby. You find some mushrooms?

- Yes.

- We found one as big as your fist.

- So it must indeed be great.

What happened to your head?

Been in a fight?

- Have you quarreled with my chipmunk?

- No, it was so stupid.

I took a swim and hit his head,

when I was going up.

- Where are Salinger?

- I do not know. I was out to bathe.

- Have you talked to him?

- Yes.

- Is he leaving?

- Yes and no.

Meet me on the porch.

No, no, sit down. Sit.

- Will you marry me?

- Here?

No, at one of the fine hotels

at Niagara Falls.

- Why will you ask here and not on the island?

- I had thought about me...

...but things have changed,

and I will do it before I...

- Before...

- What things have changed?

Salinger is dead.

- What do you say?

- I told him to get out of here...

...and he did not take it so nicely,

since he is who he is.

There was something stupid,

and I hit him with the ax.

- Did you hit him with the ax?

- Yeah, I hit him with the ax.

It was an accident.

He was pushing me.

And then it happened. Sorry.

He's dead. It was not meant to be.

Seriously? Is he dead?

Where is he?

You know, I can not say yes right now.

You must be free again on the island.

But I'm sure

you will be happy with the answer.

- Are not you mad at me?

- Toodles...

You've done something really difficult.

A real manly things.

- I will stand by your side all the time.

- Will you wait for me?

- I'll be in jail.

- No, we will not let that happen.

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