Cottage Country

Synopsis: Todd (Labine) wants everything to be just perfect at the family cottage where he plans to propose to Cammie (Akerman). But things go awry with the arrival of Todd's slacker brother Salinger (Petronijevic) and his free-spirited girlfriend Masha (Punch). When Todd accidentally dispatches his irksome sibling with an axe, Cammie is determined not to let murder stand in the way of their happiness.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Horror
Director(s): Peter Wellington
  2 nominations.
91 min

There is very horseradish.

I love you.

She is the ultimate rvdronning.

I'm bored.

Hold the book.


What the hell are you doing?

Sal, you know how dangerous it is.

Do not do it.

I would rape balls of you.

I'm bored!

- Go out and pick mushrooms for dinner.

- Me. Picking mushrooms?

- Do you poisoned?

- Take Cammie with.

She loves to pick mushrooms.

Is not it true, Toodles.

Fine, but you have to say

he must go.

- You're not always so persistent.

- I ask him to leave.

No, you do not ask.

You tell him.

- They're gone in the morning.

- Fine. Come Masha, let's go.

- An hour in the woods with that.

- You are a treasure.

No, you're a treasure.

- Are you going to walk with it?

- I do not look like a mannequin.

I'm not cheap, so I do not go

out and looks like a mannequin from GAP.

- A mannequin from GAP.

- Okay.

- Bye, honey.

- They must be out.

I am considering

to invite some friends.

You're kidding.

The headphones. Sal!

Sorry. I am considering

to invite some friends.

Come on.

I booked the cottage

to be alone with Cammie.

And actually when I has evaporated -

- I would row out to the island

and propose to her.

Good luck, I just say.

Are you deaf? I want the cottage.

I will be away before sunset.

"Away before sunset."

Are you John Wayne, or what?

It's not your cabin.

You will not dictate to me.

You're like a five.

What have you performed in your life -

- In addition to swipe the

one naive slut after another.

If at any time

just work a single day -

- And contribute to the society

as you so magical live in -

- You could earn the

to be here. But until then: Smut.

I'm so fucking tired of,

that you are who you are.

Give me the damn headphones.

You forced me to beat you.

They cost $ 300, you bastard!

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