Correcting Christmas Page #3
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I'm just saying,
if all this grief
is about one overreaction,
hey, undo that reaction.
Oh, okay, yeah, and I'll just undo
his girlfriend while I'm at it.
Listen, if you could do last
Christmas over again, would you?
Well, that's impossible,
obviously,
but if I could
do that moment over again,
yeah, I would.
Enjoy, meat eaters.
You want my roast beef,
don't you?
What? No.
Yes, the burger
does look awesome,
but that doesn't alter the fact
that you want the roast beef.
No.
Okay, kind of.
Yes.
See? I ordered
because Mama
likes a little juice.
Mm-hmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
You're right.
This is amazing.
You would've been
so unhappy with this.
See? Sometimes people
do get second chances.
Mm, would you be okay
with half
a roast beef sandwich?
Don't even
think about it.
Well, that's not the
Christmas spirit, McScrooge.
So thanks
for the company.
That was fun.
Fun. Ooh.
Pace yourself.
I mean it. We should
do this again sometime.
Here. Let me give you
my information.
Oh, I already have
your information, silly.
I'm sure
I'll see you soon.
Well, how do I find you?
Oh, I'll be around.
Here you go, miss.
Uh...
hey, who served you
without shoes?
Seriously, what is
with you guys and shoes?
Fine. Go ahead.
Kick us out.
Oh, wait.
We're leaving.
And by "we," you mean?
Merry Christmas, ma'am,
to you and
your imaginary friend.
When crazy's in town,
it eats here.
Yeah, copy that.
Shaking up
the Earthquake State
with their usual
ratings-grabbing shenanigans,
fighting,
cursing, drinking,
running around naked,
and playing with dogs,
but center stage
this season
seems to be
unfiltered Brandy.
Who's a big,
fat pig.
But Ms. Glanville
is a lover...
To Christmas Eve
from now on.
...with new cast member
Carlton Jebiah,
and Carlton
is one special lady.
Yes, I'm a witch.
Are you sure
you mean "witch"?
you.
When you go home
tonight, watch out.
And with powerful
new friends...
Rise and shine, sleepyhead.
Mom? What are you
doing here?
What am I
doing where?
I'm in the guest room?
Okay.
Oh, yes, you're in the
guest room without Cam.
I know. You lived together. I get it.
But maybe
after you're engaged.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Back up.
Back up.
Cam's here?
Yeah. He's downstairs
with your dad
fixing breakfast,
God help us all.
So it didn't happen yet.
Or has it happened?
Ohh!
You're still
as clumsy as ever.
What's the rush?
Rush? Um...
I'm starving.
Well, that's no surprise. You
ate zero dinner last night,
and then you finished off half
a box of my Christmas cookies.
Last night.
Race you downstairs.
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