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Synopsis: As the town of Dog River goes bankrupt the residents of the town must pack up and move out. However our favourite citizens make one last-ditch effort to save Dog River.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): David Storey
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.8
Year:
2014
90 min
329 Views


- Droppage?

Droppage.

Gravity, whatever.

Yeah, I think gravity's

the one that caught on.

Anyway, shouldn't we

be out on patrol?

Nope. Fitzy says

we're using too much fuel.

I think it's to save the ozone.

Or is it polar bears?

He)', guys.

Fitzy, how can we do our job

if we can't patrol the town'?

Watch out the window.

Listen, I just popped in

to say a quick congratulations to Davis.

25 years of service

with the D.R.P.D.

I wanted to get you a cake

and champagne but... didn't.

Anyway, enjoy your retirement.

- Thanks.

- Whoa!

- Davis is retiring?

- Who's retiring?

Yeah. When you signed

your last contract,

you ticked the box

for a 25-year term,

with the town having the option to renew

it at the time.

Which is now.

Which is no.

So you're gonna

just kick him to the curb

after like a zillion years

of hard work?

Not a zillion, 25.

And I don't want to retire.

I'd love to keep you on,

but times are really tough.

Anyways,

I've got to be somewhere.

Man, I cannot wait

for this thing to be over.

Not me.

I love town meetings.

Full of opportunities.

People debate.

Decisions get made.

New rules get... made.

A sharp guy can see the angles and make

a few bucks.

Yeah, sharp guy'?

Why don't you pay your tab'?

Okay. Let's just all pipe down, all

right?

Don't draw attention.

No questions, no comments.

Everybody just zip up

and lay low

so this thing can wrap up ASAP.

"ASAP"?

What are you, from the '80s?

My formative years, yes.

Is it hot in here?

I'm always too hot.

Except when I'm too cold.

Sometimes I'm both.

Plus pukey.

Must be tough on your husband.

Window open, window closed.

Pukey, not pukey.

He's stationed on the coast

of the Mediterranean.

I'm pregnant in Dog River,

so it's tough on one of us.

My seventh grandchild.

Good for you.

Isn't he adorable?

They grow up so fast.

Some more than others.

Don't worry. You'll be

a grandparent one day, too.

Brent will find someone

sooner or later.

I mean, if his father could...

Ah.

Whoo.

Hey, where's Fitzy?

He calls a town meeting

and then he doesn't show?

Yep, we may as well

wrap this up.

Good work, everybody.

Fitzy didn't call the meeting.

I did.

You did?

Oh. Well... good.

It's about time somebody

called one of these things.

I called this meeting today

because I think

I speak for everyone

when I say there are

some major concerns

with how this town

is just falling apart.

That's for sure.

Absolutely.

The power, the water.

Garbage is just piling up.

You know, and Dog River

could be really quaint.

I mean, maybe even one

of the quaintest towns in Canada

if we really pulled it together.

What do you think?

Oh.

Anyway, I have this idea.

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Brent Butt

Brent Butt (born August 3, 1966) is a Canadian actor, comedian, and writer. He is best known for his role as Brent Leroy on the CTV sitcom Corner Gas, which he co-created. He also created the hit TV show Hiccups and the 2013 film No Clue. more…

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