Corner Gas: The Movie Page #2
- Year:
- 2014
- 90 min
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- Droppage?
Droppage.
Gravity, whatever.
Yeah, I think gravity's
the one that caught on.
Anyway, shouldn't we
be out on patrol?
Nope. Fitzy says
we're using too much fuel.
I think it's to save the ozone.
Or is it polar bears?
He)', guys.
Fitzy, how can we do our job
if we can't patrol the town'?
Watch out the window.
Listen, I just popped in
to say a quick congratulations to Davis.
25 years of service
with the D.R.P.D.
I wanted to get you a cake
and champagne but... didn't.
Anyway, enjoy your retirement.
- Thanks.
- Whoa!
- Davis is retiring?
- Who's retiring?
Yeah. When you signed
your last contract,
you ticked the box
for a 25-year term,
with the town having the option to renew
it at the time.
Which is now.
Which is no.
So you're gonna
just kick him to the curb
after like a zillion years
of hard work?
Not a zillion, 25.
And I don't want to retire.
I'd love to keep you on,
Anyways,
I've got to be somewhere.
Man, I cannot wait
for this thing to be over.
Not me.
I love town meetings.
Full of opportunities.
People debate.
Decisions get made.
New rules get... made.
A sharp guy can see the angles and make
a few bucks.
Yeah, sharp guy'?
Why don't you pay your tab'?
Okay. Let's just all pipe down, all
right?
Don't draw attention.
No questions, no comments.
Everybody just zip up
and lay low
so this thing can wrap up ASAP.
"ASAP"?
What are you, from the '80s?
My formative years, yes.
Is it hot in here?
I'm always too hot.
Except when I'm too cold.
Sometimes I'm both.
Plus pukey.
Must be tough on your husband.
Window open, window closed.
Pukey, not pukey.
He's stationed on the coast
of the Mediterranean.
I'm pregnant in Dog River,
so it's tough on one of us.
My seventh grandchild.
Good for you.
Isn't he adorable?
They grow up so fast.
Some more than others.
Don't worry. You'll be
a grandparent one day, too.
Brent will find someone
sooner or later.
I mean, if his father could...
Ah.
Whoo.
Hey, where's Fitzy?
He calls a town meeting
and then he doesn't show?
Yep, we may as well
wrap this up.
Good work, everybody.
Fitzy didn't call the meeting.
I did.
You did?
Oh. Well... good.
It's about time somebody
called one of these things.
because I think
I speak for everyone
when I say there are
some major concerns
with how this town
is just falling apart.
That's for sure.
Absolutely.
The power, the water.
Garbage is just piling up.
You know, and Dog River
could be really quaint.
I mean, maybe even one
of the quaintest towns in Canada
if we really pulled it together.
What do you think?
Oh.
Anyway, I have this idea.
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