Cops and Robbers Page #3

---

l gotta deal with

these 2 chickens.

Calm down!

God. l gotta do 2 jobs.

l gotta hold 'em down,

dealing with you cops--

You son of a b*tch!

lt's made with those good,

old-fashioned ingredients...

that just can't

hurt your hair...

no matter how often

you shampoo.

You can use it

twice a week...

every other day,

even every day.

Together Forever was made

by our kind of people...

for our kind of people...

and it's completely

biodegradable.

You can't

treat me like this.

You killed a guy.

That's enough

for one day, huh?

l didn't kill nobody.

Nobody killed nobody.

Sure.

Right.

l didn't mean to.

l come home...

and find him with...

my baby.

What's gonna happen to me?

There were 2 of them?

Yes.

And they came in through

the service entrance?

They struck my maid...

and cut the inside

of her mouth.

l sent her downstairs

to see my doctor.

l can have her sent back up

if you need a statement.

Maybe later.

l can't think

why they struck her.

After all, she's black.

And then they came

in here, is that it?

They never came in here

at all, thank goodness.

l have some rather

valuable things in here.

They went from the kitchen

into the bedroom.

-Where were you?

-ln my office.

lt connects

with the bedroom.

l heard them rummaging

and opened the door.

As soon as l saw them,

of course...

l realized

what they were doing.

Then you closed the door?

Yes.

What did they take?

A typewriter,

portable TV...

and a Mixmaster.

Do you have

the serial numbers?

Well, can you give me...

a description

of the intruders?

l honestly didn't

see their faces.

How much would a thing

like this cost?

l beg your pardon?

This thing.

How much would it go for?

l believe it was $3,700.

Under 4,000.

For this?

Where were we?

What's your husband do?

He's an attorney.

l don't see what

this has to do--

l was gonna be a lawyer.

l went to night school

for 2 years.

l had to quit when

my wife had a baby.

Little girl.

l believe you wanted

a description.

Yes, of the intruders.

Joe, what would you do

if you had $1 million?

Go to Montana

with Chet Huntley.

l mean, really?

Go to Montana with Grace.

Welcome to Wood Down,

the land of plenty.

But we're here, right?

You know what you told

George last week--

that we could get

anything we want...

only we control ourselves?

Well, what the hell?

Why don't we?

Why don't we what?

Pull off a job.

l bet with all we know,

we'd never get caught.

You mean,

like my liquor store?

l mean a big job.

A supermarket?

No. Like a bank

or a loan company.

You ever think about

doing something like that?

Once in a while.

Yeah. Me, too.

Why don't we do it?

Get everything

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes