Cop Out Page #2

Undercover officer dressed like

giant cell phone in foot pursuit.

Paul. Paul, where are you?

Stop in the name of the law.

- You see the spokes I got on this?

- Police. I need the bike.

- Kiss my ass, cell phone man.

- I said, police.

Yo, yo.

Scooby, get his ass. Come on.

Get him, Scooby. Get him, get him.

I got him. I got him.

Oh, sh*t.

Heel, fake-ass Cujo.

All right, I got him.

Bad dog. Get off... Bad dog.

Damn it.

Shoot a f***ing gun up here?

- F***.

- Put the gun down, and slide it over here.

F*** you doing firing a gun

on a platform?

Hey!

F***!

Jimmy! Look out, Jimmy!

- Jimmy!

- Hey.

Jim.

I'm doing Lance f***ing Armstrong over

here and you bullshitting on the ground.

Monroe and Hodges.

Monroe and Hodges.

You know, there's a right way

of doing police work.

There's a wrong way of doing it.

Then there's a way

that you two idiots do it.

Thank you, captain.

What happened, Jimmy?

It just went south.

Right away.

The whole thing went south, Jack.

These new Mexican gangs,

they got no style, they got no class.

- They shoot first and run second.

- You should've coordinated with Anti-Gang.

You kidding?

The guy says it's happening right now.

- We had to make a right-now move.

- Anti-Gang and OCCB...

...have been sitting on that neighborhood.

One call would have told you.

- Details never matter.

- They don't return calls.

I've got waves

of Mexican gang members moving in...

...bringing shipments of dope

to that neighborhood from Canada.

The Mexicans fly the dope to Canada

and bring it through Toronto.

Because of the heightened security

along the southern border.

Really?

That's how they get it done, huh?

- You looked confused about it.

- I am.

That neighborhood is dead to me.

Good job.

The good news, captain? We're fine.

The good news is you're suspended.

Thirty days without pay.

What? Suspended without pay?

What the f***, Jack?

- Dead informant, neighborhood shot up...

- You kidding?

- I got you two burning a sting.

- We didn't...

I got nitwit here being filmed beating

up a kid and then stealing his bike.

Nitwit here almost got his ass shot off.

You beat up a kid?

- I needed the bike.

- You can see it on YouTube if you want.

- Really? What, the YouTube?

- Good job.

- How many hits I get?

- Well, there's at least two:

The chief of police and the deputy chief.

Your suspensions are effective

immediately. Get out.

Jack. Jack, you remember Ava, right?

- My daughter, Ava? Right?

- I know her, Jimmy.

You came to her christening?

Guess what,

she's gonna get married in six weeks.

I'm counting on this money

to pay for the wedding.

- I don't care.

- You don't care?

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