Cop and a Half: New Recruit Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 2017
- 97 min
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But you're a nurse.
You could make up some great disease.
Oh, you know I can't do that.
[Car Honking]
There's my ride.
In bed by 9:
00.- But Grandma, wait!
- And not a minute later!
- Do you hear me, Devon?
- I can't do that. 10:30.
Forget it.
9:
45. I'm in the fourth grade.9:
30. And you'rein the third grade.
Deal. You have
your police whistle?
Yes, Devon, I have it.
Now, Mrs. Norris across the hall
is gonna to look in on you.
Make sure you leave your
homework out so I can check it.
Okay.
Leaving him alone again, I see.
Stickin' your sweet face into
everybody's business again, I see.
Bye.
Your grandmother should be
reported to social services.
Oh, really?
And you should be reported
to the Orkin Man.
[Speaking Spanish]
You're under arrest.
My client's ready to make a deal.
What're you offering?
First degree reduced to second...
with a guarantee of
no more than ten years.
Make it five.
Seven, but I'll want him
That's bonus information.
Ever hear of "quid pro quo"?
Quid pro quo.
One hand washes the other? Why
don't you get me some soap?
[Indistinct Chatter]
Hey, Ray, wanna go for a ride?
Sorry, I have to eat dinner
with my parents.
Call you later.
Okay.
[Devon] That black car again!
[Barge Horn Blowing]
Hey, Quintero, McKenna gave you
the third degree, huh?
He tried to ask me about Bobo and the
drugs being delivered to Mr. Fountain.
I told him Zippo.
You did good.
Good enough to even
meet the boss, you stiff.
He's gonna thank you personally,
I want you to know that.
What do you think?
Sit, sit, sit.
[Quintero]
I'm just bein' a stand-up guy.
[Fountain] Well, hey
I'm the type of guy
that likes to roam around
I'm never in one place, hey
I roam from town to town
I love 'em and I leave 'em
'Cause you know that I'm the best
I hop into my car
- They call me the wanderer
- The wanderer
- Yeah, the wanderer
- Whoa, whoa, whoa
I roam around and 'round
and 'round and 'round
Around and 'round
and 'round and 'round
Hey, boss, you kill me.
You are my idol,
Mr. Fountain, my idol.
I'm so happy to meet you. I love
your singing. Do you have an album out?
You wouldn't be just saying that
Because I detest hypocrisy.
No way.
Ooh, Chu, there's a fish in here.
Get rid of it.
- [Chu] You got it, boss.
- Hey, what're you doin'?
- Hey, turn loose of me.
- You know,
in a fit of nostalgia,
I was gonna shoot
you myself, but I hate
being so hands-on,
but I hate stoolies even more.
Stoolie! I'm no stoolie.
I never said a word to McKenna.
Are you kidding me?
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