Cool Dog Page #3

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This is really

so exciting,

isn't it, boys?.

Well, our lives

are about to change

for the better.

Hey. I got

a surprise for you.

Season tickets

for the Yankees.

I love you, Jimmy.

You're gonna have

to trust me on this.

Come on.

Try and cheer up, son.

I thought we were

near TriBeCa.

Laura's right, Dad.

It looks terrible.

Maybe we should

find a new place.

One that

allows dogs.

Well, it's probably

nice inside.

Come on, let's

check it out.

(Laura)

I thought all

New York apartments

had elevators.

Apparently not, dear.

Maybe we should

go back home.

[angry]

This is home

now, Jimmy!

[door creaking]

Who are you?.

We're the Warners.

We're moving in

to apartment 12.

Oh, yeah.

[crunch]

This is

my wife, Laura.

I'm Muriel.

This is Reuben.

[playful music]

Hm. Pleasure.

This is

our son, Jimmy.

We didn't

know there would

be children.

Well, it is

in the paperwork.

(Muriel)

Oh?

Hey.

So it is.

What'd you say

your name was again?.

Jimmy.

(Muriel)

Jimmy, are you

a good boy?

Yeah.

You'd better be.

(Muriel)

Reuben will show

you the apartment.

(Jimmy)

Excuse me.

I was just wondering

if you allow pets.

(Muriel)

Pets?

Absolutely not.

Why?.

Have you got a pet?.

Y eah. A dog. Rainy.

That lease clearly

states, in red ink--

We didn't bring him

with us.

Well good. 'Cause we

don't permit 'em.

Dogs is

filthy animals. Mm-hm.

And dangerous.

Yeah.

Well, Rainy's really clean.

And he won't bite anybody.

He's the best dog

in the whole world.

He really is a good dog.

(Muriel)

Listen to me.

The only

thing worse than dogs

is precocious little kids.

Unfortunately, the law

forbids me from keepin'

them out.

Reuben, show them

the unit!

Right this way.

Come on, come on.

Oh, I gotta fix that.

Wow.

Hey, boy.

I got my eye

on you, boy.

[suspense music]

I'm watching!

I better not

see no animals

on these premises.

[several animal noises]

[whimpering]

[gasps and chuckles]

[cackling]

[Rainy groaning

to the rap]

Wait, what do we

have here?.

[rap music on earphones]

[whimpering]

Hey, hey.

Now, you won't

be needing this

now, will you?.

[barking]

[lively, playful music]

Let me outta here! hey!

[shouting]

Hey, man. Hey.

[barking]

Stop. Over here,

you mangy mutt. Ugh.

[playful music]

You can't

protect him, horse.

Move outta my way.

[trumpets]

[train horn sound]

[mooing and pounding sounds]

[loud mooing]

Holy cow.

Holy cow, man.

[mooing]

You don't wanna hurt,

no, you don't wanna

hurt nobody

Come on, you,

you're a loving animal.

Peaceful by nature, peaceful.

Ugh!

[bull mooing]

Oh!

[loud thump]

[farting]

[Charlie coughing]

Oh, yuck.

What did you eat,

you stupid bull?.

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