Contempt Page #2

More amusing...

Ajoke.

Which one?

Sure, the one about Rama Krishna and his disciple.

Rama Krishna is a Hindu sage.

He has this disciple

who doesn't believe in his master's teachings.

He decides to study on his own.

So he goes away.

After 1 5 years, he comes back and says: "I've found it!"

Found what?

He tells the sage: "I'll show you."

He takes him to the riverbank.

The disciple walks back and forth across the water.

And he says:
"You see? I can cross without getting wet.

Now I know!"

So Rama Krishna replies:

"You fool! I did that 1 0 years ago with a rupee and a rowboat!"

Feel better now?

That's good.

What?

Call that washing your hands?

As you can see.

I was just telling her the joke...

I believe you already.

You're being an idiot.

Where can I pee?

Tell them we're leaving.

It's my husband who decides.

Like in the United Artists days.

He's crazy!

See that? He kicked her!

You change your mind fast. Monday you thought he was terrific.

Now I think he's a jerk.

I have a right to change my mind.

What happened in the past hour?

Nothing.

If you're happy, so am I.

Rio Bravo is playing in town.

So is Nicholas Ray's Bigger Than Life.

I'm not interested.

- I wrote it. - I know.

I phoned your mom's at lunchtime. There was no answer.

We ate here. I didn't feel like going out.

I prefer it here.

It's better than a hotel.

See? I was right.

What are they paying for the script?

$1 0,000. Six million lire.

We can finish paying off the flat. Isn't that great?

Yes, it's great.

When will you call your friend about the curtains?

I've about had it!

Once he's back from Spain.

Roberto said he'd be back Friday.

Red velvet. It's that or nothing.

Okay.

Set the table while I take a bath?

I wanted to take a bath, too.

You go first. I can do some work.

No, I'll go later, while it's cooking.

Is there any faggiolini left?

Don't like it? That's tough.

I can set the table.

I was just doing it.

I bought something today.

You'll tell me what you think.

What thing?

What thing?

Don't look yet.

You want to go to Capri?

What?

You want us to go to Capri?

I won't say no, but I won't say yes either.

It would be a vacation.

Besides, he didn't invite me.

What?

He invited you.

Not me.

Where'd we put the mirror?

Not at all. We were both invited.

Look.

Doesn't it suit me?

No, I prefer you as a blonde.

And I prefer you without a hat and cigar.

It's just to look like Dean Martin in Some Came Running.

- What a laugh! - What is?

You may want to look like Dean Martin,

but it's more like Martin's Ass.

Who's that?

Never read the adventures of Martin's Ass?

One day he goes to Baghdad to buy a flying carpet.

He finds this really pretty one,

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