Connie and Carla Page #3

- Oh, yeah!

- Ah, no. That's not on the tour.

Keep your eyes peeled both left and

right, because celebrities... Sir?

will just pop at you

at anytime. Sir? Sir?

Hi. Are there any

dinner theaters in town?

Uh, not in this decade.

Now-

Sir, isn't there a place...

- where we could sit for dinner and a show?

- Yeah, my face.

Hey, it's Jeff. I, uh, I

came by to see you again,

but, uh,

you're not home again.

But, uh, I'm bound

to run into you sometime, right?

I'm gonna keep trying. So, uh, anyway, I

- I can't wait to see you.

I will, uh,

I will talk to you later.

- Thanks.

- You're welcome.

None of these jobs

pay real money.

I know.

I'll go make some calls.

Okay.

We'll fnd something.

We're the only salon in Los Angeles

that does the hijiki herbal clay wrap.

You have done wrapping before.

Oh, yeah. There was

a ton of these salons in France.

Where we're from...

originally.

Oh. Trs bien.

You can fnish it then.

Seal it tightly with ductile sheathing.

Right.

Excuse me, Mrs. Morse.

Oh, sure.

Okay.

- Is that too tight?

- No, no, this is good.

It'll help squish out all that water

I've been retaining.

Fifteen pounds to go.

Mrs. Morse, you're thin.

- No, no, I'm not.

- But you are, really.

- No. No.

- Your leg is-

- No, no.

- Oh.

Can't even get my butt

through this door.

Hello.

The "I hate my body" salon.

May I help you? Hello? Hello?

Hello? Oh, they're gone.

Mrs. Morse, are you okay?

Well, the girl said

it's the new look.

Straw hair and beige lipstick?

Well, it's the new

California look, right?

- Yeah, for dead Californians.

- Oh.

Don't be sad.

We can help you.

I love it!

You're fred!

Now we don't have any money

for rent. This is so hard!

I miss Mikey.

And poor Frank is dead.

When they fnd us,

we're dead too.

Oh! What are you doing?

We need to get drunk.

What?

Shake it again.

Shake your groove thing

Shake your groove thing,yeah,yeah

Show 'em how they do it now

Shake your groove thing

Shake your groove thing,yeah,yeah

Show 'em how they do it now

Show 'em how they do it now

They sound great.

They're lip-synching.

Strut our stuff

The music gives us a chance

Mary.

Yes, Mary?

Did you hear, they're moving

their act to Vegas.

Wow!

This is it.

If we could do our act here,

I could die happy.

Can anyone audition?

Yes, I can.

We're going to get the job.

Now don't get your hopes up, sweetie. It's

an audition. We have to practice tomorrow.

Ooh, I know what we're

going to wear. Chickapow.

We've got the rhythm tonight

Are you crazy?

Why not?

Because we're women.

No one needs to know that.

No way, Connie. No way.

Ready. Smile.

Yeah?

Mary, we heard you're

looking for a new act.

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