Connie and Carla Page #2
Where can we go?
- New York?
- New York?
- New York's too obvious.
- Florida?
- Florida?
- They can't hide.
- We can't hide!
- We gotta go someplace where we can just blend in.
Okay. Somewhere where
they'd never look for us,
because there's no theater,
no musical theater,
no dinner theater,
no culture at all.
Los Angeles.
We should work out.
Good one.
Thank you.
Oh. Oh, I think
I have a tissue.
- Here.
- Thank you.
What's this?
I don't know.
I can't see!
Don't inhale!
Spit it out!
Stop breathing!
Where'd you get that?
I didn't get it!
Carla!
It was in your bag!
We've been rehearsing a lot,
and he's got that newjob.
What if he doesn't even have any job? What if
he's found somebody else? Yeah, yeah, that's it.
I think Mikey cheated on me, 'cause I was
always working nights. It's not his fault.
It was probably that waitress
at Dodo's Diner. The blond?
She always looks at him funny when she
brings him his cheese melt. Hi, Mikey.
She makes me sick,
she's so sweet.
So sweet. Like the devil
in devil's food cake.
She just- She makes me wanna puke.
It's okay, Carla.
It's okay.
We deserve better,
that's for sure.
You know what?
No more time for losers, Carla.
Mm-mmm.
When one door closes,
another door opens.
Yeah, life is like a patio door. You
never know which side is gonna be open.
Mm-hmm, and you walk
into the glass.
Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin'for adventure
Yeah, darling
gonna make it happen
Take the world
in a lovely embrace
Fire all of your guns at once and
Explode into space
Born to be wild
They look friendly here.
Oh, I really like it here.
Me too. I got a good
feeling about this, Carla.
- Yeah? Me too.
- Yeah. Okay.
Oh, gunshot!
Oh, Connie, they found us!
We're gonna die! Let
me look! Let me look!
Oh, we're okay.
We're okay.
Oh, cute!
Don't bother, Carla. They're all
just Als and Mikeys with a tan.
No more boyfriends for us.
Oh, wait, back up!
Back up!
Where are you?
Are you okay?
They're not okay. Are
you eating? Okay, Mom-
We're eating, Ma. Well,
what are you doing for money?
I'm sure they've got jobs.
As prostitutes.
I'd be hard pressed to say I can't remember a
better-looking group of tourists. And I mean that.
I hope you're ready, 'cause today is the
day when all the stars are coming out.
So, keep your cameras ready,
'cause here we go.
Oh, look at that.
Another celebrity
getting arrested.
Kidding. I'm kidding.
Okay. Now-
Excuse me, sir? Could we please
drive by Debbie Reynolds's house?
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