Connie and Carla

Synopsis: After accidentally witnessing a mafia hit in the Windy City, gal pals Connie and Carla skip town for L.A., where they go way undercover as singers working the city's dinner theater circuit ... as drag queens. Now, it's not enough that they become big hits on the scene; things get extra-weird when Connie meets Jeff -- a guy she'd like to be a woman with.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Music
Director(s): Michael Lembeck
Production: Universal Pictures
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Rotten Tomatoes:
98 min

You just go and ask

for Connie and Carla.

Connie and Carla.

It's Connie and Carla.

Oh! Oh, my God!


Carla, please. Carla-

Okay, why the throat?

I can't believe you would actually-

Carla, calm down. Your voice is giving

me cramps. Those guys are gonna kill us!

Carla, we're okay. We're okay.

Oh, my God, there they are!

Did I get 'em?

Did I get 'em?

They're still coming.

They're coming! They're coming!

Please say where you're going.

We don't know, Ma.

We just suddenly realized we have

to make a move for our careers.

We're not in trouble or anything.

Connie. Carla.

Are you prostitutes?

We'll call you!


What is that?

- What are you doing here?

- Your moms called.

Where are you going?

We're going away for a while.

Yeah, oh, I get it. Last week,

you supposedly break up with me.

Now you pretend you're leaving and

bum-ba-ba-da, I'm supposed to propose.

You want us to marry you. What are you

talking about? We're not even pre-engaged.

- Mikey, if you wanna propose, I'm ready.

- Oh.

Mikey, don't get trapped. We've

been dating other girls anyway.

Yeah, we've been-


Oh! Drive, Thelma, drive!

What do you got?

Sputnik, you can't fnd

two stupid women,

who have my kilo and saw

me blow someone's head off?

This is all

that was there.

Business contacts.

Old Town Dinner Theater,

St. Louis.

Lincoln House Dinner Theater,

Kansas City.

Balcony Dinner Theater,

Little Rock. They've left town.

Wait. Where's my work tote?

Oh, God!

- I think you left it!

- Oh, great! Now those guys know everything about us.

You don't have our home address

in there, do you? No, no, no.

We should just go to the

police. A cop shot poor Frank!

Just let me think, all right?

I'm trying to make up a new plan.

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Nia Vardalos

Antonia Eugenia "Nia" Vardalos is a Canadian-American actress, screenwriter, director, and producer of Greek descent. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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