Confessions of a Superhero Page #3

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Ghost Rider?

Not much.

(woman)

superman, superman.

Hello.

I need superman.

You may have

superman.

I need superman.

Oh, my God.

Wow, I don't get

that much action.

Sorry,

I love superman.

Thank you.

Make it look cute.

(woman)

okay.

There you go.

Okay.

(Dennis)

thank you very much.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

You guys have a great time.

(woman)

you too.

Wow, did you see

where her hand was?

(woman)

I have taken at least

A dozen pictures,

And I have not

been tipped once.

I'm about ready

to fly.

Well, that's okay.

It's not mandatory

that anyone tips.

I think it's

like theft.

No, it's not.

You walk into a store,

and you get a service,

And you don't pay

for it,

And you just walk away

like it's nothing?

Well, out here,

it's not mandatory.

Of course, but I mean,

it's only kind and considerate.

People look

at you like...

What kind of an attitude

is that?

Exactly.

I'm sorry.

It's just

time after time,

I took five--

at least over five,

Seven pictures

with these orientals,

And they just--

just--it just--

And then somebody saw them

not pay me,

And I asked them,

you know,

And then they

didn't want to do it.

It's like

domino effect.

And now these guys--

Well, it's not mandatory

that anyone pays.

But--

I know, but come on.

You know, we could be

out here all day

And not make anything.

I know, but I usually--

at least a dollar.

Come on,

just at least a dollar.

[hair dryer whirring]

(Dennis)

I like to consider myself

to be a historian of superman

And the keeper of artifacts.

This is superman the movie

And superman ii,

the movie soundtracks.

They're signed

by the whole cast.

(Allen)

everybody has one of these

friends that are just like--

They're, like, really weird,

really out there.

He is so strange,

And there are some times

when it's like,

God, this is a train wreck,

but you can't look away.

You can't.

This is basically the diorama

that I built

Out of cardboard

and other pieces of paper

And whatnot.

This is the departure

from krypton.

This would be a scene

from the Christopher reeve

Superman the movie.

Yes, obsessed.

He is, yeah, he's very bold

and very obsessed.

That would be the one word

for superman.

(Dennis)

I've also started up

with a new diorama.

It's actually right behind me.

It's going to be

the three villains

But right now,

Ursa doesn't have her head on,

Because I still need

to find a head.

Well, that body

sure makes a good Ursa,

Doesn't it?

Well, you're gonna love this.

That's actually

a wonder woman body.

(Bonnie)

I'm a PHd student in psychology,

and I'm working on my thesis.

I get all kinds of jokes

about being in my field

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