Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber Page #2
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- 2005
- 96 min
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but the truth is no one|will work with you.
-Your reputation proceeds you.|-Really?
Stop that. It's not good to|be known as a prima donna.
Even though my last Campbell's|campaign doubled their sales.
You're the one who told me you|needed help with the workload.
You have Dr. Bolls|tomorrow at noon.
Take him under your wing.|Use him however you need.
However I need?
He's a dead man.
Carrot celery and wheatgrass|for me, thank you.
Non-fat milk.
-What is that?|-Baryshnikov.
-What's that?|-Skinny white Russian.
I thought you couldn't do lunch|because you had too many errands?
Darling, that's what|a cabana boy is for.
Sebastian!
After dropping off|my drycleaning...
he cleaned|my make-up brushes...
and then took the rest of his lunch|off to pick up my birth control.
Katya! That's horrible! He's|an assistant, not a slave.
Of course he's not. I would|never take advantage of him.
He does have a nice ass.
This is why you can never keep|a relationship, you objectify men.
He's not a man. He's a boy.
And the reason that I have|trouble keep a relationship...
is because the men I go out with are|not worthy of my inner goddess.
Your standards|are way too high.
What is wrong with wanting a man that|has the looks of George Clooney...
the real estate|of Donald Trump...
and the bank account|of Bill Gates?
Because, for the hundredth|time, he doesn't exist!
Yes he does. I just|haven't found him yet.
And until I do, I'm prepared|to be a single mother.
-Excuse me?|-I'm ready to adopt Sabelo.
Katya, I'm so thrilled!
You're making a difference|in a child's life.
What do I have to do|to get the write-off?
PS:
That Aunt Jemima thing|out. Kapish?'I'm always dressed|in head-to-toe designer...
prefer platinum|to white gold...
and frequent all the best|restaurants in San Francisco.'
Katya, the child lives|in a dung hut.
I know! And he lists his|favorite hobby as 'eating'.
So we already|have so much in common!
Listen, I'm happy to help|with your personal stuff...
but I also really want to help|you on your campaign, please.
Dookie...
You've already got so much on|your plate it makes me tired.
Anyhow, I think I'm going|to take a ciggie break...
while you finish up|my 'to do' list.
I thought you were quitting?
It's not lit.
But don't tell anyone. I don't|want to miss out on the break.
Speaking of, time's up.|You coming?
I'm not finished.
Je ne sais quoi, check.
I didn't know what size you wanted,|so I got you the super pack.
Do I know you?
Good afternoon.
Gas chamber|or lethal injection?
I am on a break.
I'm sorry.
Next up, Melissa Rivers|on In the Know.
Watch out San Francisco! You have|no ideal what's coming your way...
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