Confessions Of A Shopaholic Page #2
- But he's worth 1 .2 billion...
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
- We talked and talked. Said nothing.
Yeah, of course I did.
He understands the rules.
It's always...
Of course we got the bill.
Listen, I've got to go.
I'm interviewing.
Mm-mm.
Yeah, no, not me... Bye.
Sorry about that.
Right, um, Rebecca...
- Ah! We met!
- Hi! We did. Thank you.
Sick aunt, scarf. Yep.
Did you get it to her?
I did. And when a stranger
is kind like that, it's just...
- Wow.
- That's lovely. Um...
- Do you have a resume for me?
- I do. Yes, I do!
Ah...
I... could pretty much just tell you.
My name is Rebecca Bloomwood,
I've been a journalist for five years.
I'm very comfortable juggling numbers,
I speak fluent Finnish, I know...
- Finnish?
- Yes, Finnish.
- I'm also...
- That's interesting. Why Finnish?
What's behind you?
- Um...
- Oh, my God.
Oh, it's a naked man. Oh, sorry.
It gave me such a fright. I, uh...
I didn't know what it was.
Clearly, he's beheaded.
Who would do that to him?
Well, a few questions.
But, look! Makes you wonder
what they're looking at
on the fifth floor, right?
You could turn your desk around
and just stare at it all day.
I would.
- Not.
- Ms. Bloomwood.
I'm not a pervert.
Sit down.
I'm sorry, I'm terrible at interviews.
Any financial stories that have
caught your eye recently?
Yes. And I am glad
that you brought that up.
Because I am furious.
No, I really am.
No, I mean, what is the story
with the recent fish crisis?
Fish crisis?
- Fiscal... crisis.
- Fiscal crisis.
- Terrifying. Fiscally, I mean.
- How so?
- For the fiscal family.
- I'm sorry.
- Not a moment too soon.
- Ms. Bloomwood, you dropped your scarf.
She died.
Oh, Ms. Bloomwood, you have had
a very, very tough 25 minutes.
I'm glad you understand!
So many people just... Right.
OK, so I would propose we curtail...
Did you just scrub my name off?
- Oh, no. Routine.
- That seems premature.
we curtail this interview forthwith.
So I'll leave you and your numbers,
but thank you very much for seeing me,
and I appreciate... Oh!
I appreciate everything.
Good day.
Good day.
Come on. Let's go give
She's not retiring.
- What?
- She's abandoning a sinking ship.
That little rat! The magazine's
folding and she knew!
She knew and she didn't tell anybody.
Well, on the bright side,
you hated working for that magazine.
It was my income, Suze.
I need my income!
OK, Bex, the most important thing
is not to panic.
- Don't answer the phone!
- No!
- It might be a debt collector!
- Hello?
- It's Derek Smeath.
- The list. Get the list!
- I think I saw it over here.
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