Coneheads Page #2
They won't ask, but it's there.
And social security numbers. Name?
Donald R De Cicco.
Nice to meet you.
Welcome to the United States.
Right there. Up and down.
This is a fine craft.
It can be operated with ease.
Not so close, alright?
I'm not against closeness,
it's just not my thing.
In America, we got this thing
called space. There you go.
If you're gonna live here
and have kids, get yourself together.
Buy yourself a car,
maybe get a hat for that head.
And do something about those teeth.
You know what the key to success is?
I do not.
I'm gonna tell you.
Look good. Be your own boss.
Never get chained to a desk. When it
comes to business, take cash only.
Look good, be own boss,
no desk, cash only.
You got it.
- Got any more of that gum?
- Of course.
But if I chew and drive
I might hit something.
Please, I'm better with English.
All I'm getting is clicking noises.
Clicking?
Could you be a lamb
and have a seat?
Take-o uno seataro, por favor.
Hi, there. I'll take that.
Mr Seedling can't see anyone.
He's having one of those days.
Isn't that cute?
OK, that's not yours.
Bear in mind
these figures are not to scale.
I suggest we put electronic collars
on all the deportees.
We bury a wire along the border,
forming an invisible fence.
The next time this illegal
tries to enter the country...
A jolt he won't soon forget.
It'll send a nice message
to the rest of the population.
Let's get on this.
Why am I the only one
who sees the problem?
I don't know.
Everyone else hopes the problem
will go away. It won't.
You're right. It won't disappear.
- No.
- Sure. Be like everybody else.
- It's not you.
- Let the country be overrun.
- You wouldn't be happy.
That's why I have
to give it everything. 100 percent.
- And obsessive.
- That I'm a mental case.
- Completely insane.
I have something for you.
you flagged.
De Cicco's back. That's
the tenth job he's taken this month.
Not bad for a guy who was shot dead
in a clam bar in Sheepshead Bay.
Now Mr De Cicco is working
as an appliance repairman.
Let's see. Donald De Ciccos
one through five turned out to be
a Samoan, a Vietnamese,
a Sicilian, a Canadian...
- And a Belgian.
- He skipped back to Belgium.
I lost him, Eli. This one I want.
Dr Rudolph,
this is Mr De Cicco. He wants
his teeth capped. All of them.
OK. We'll just take a look.
Hello, Mr De Sicko.
De Cicco. The name is De Cicco.
I'm Dr Rudolph. Can we send
for your regular dental records?
When I was young,
on my rocket sled in a vurl storm.
But there were no records
which we could send
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