Conan O'Brien Can't Stop Page #2

Synopsis: A documentary on Conan O'Brien's comedy tour of the U.S. and Canada after leaving his post at "The Tonight Show" and severing his relationship with NBC.
Director(s): Rodman Flender
Production: Abramorama
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.0
Metacritic:
64
Rotten Tomatoes:
81%
R
Year:
2011
89 min
£267,097
Website
318 Views


but I'm really, really angry about...

and I just have to be honest...

I'm very angry about the way

that I was treated,

and I'm a person who's...

I'm the least entitled person

you'll meet in the world.

I don't think I was entitled

to "The Tonight Show."

I don't think I'm entitled

to success in show business,

but I'm just...

sometimes I'm so mad,

I can't even breathe.

And I do think that this show

is some sort of,

at least, positive expression,

because all that... there's all

that steam energy of being angry,

and so it comes out

a little bit in performance.

You can get out there

and talk to people

at least about being unemployed,

being legally prohibited

from being on television,

which is gonna be something

I talk about.

You can have the...

I can play the executives.

And while that's not

any one particular person,

it definitely is me saying

to the whole idea

of non-creative people

screwing over people

that feed their bone marrow

into the wood chipper of television,

"F*** you," you know.

That's part of it.

I don't know what this was.

Jeff just told me to sign...

to have you sign this.

Okay. He didn't say where or anything?

Did you want to...

No, I think...

No, no, I don't need to read it.

God knows I stopped reading things

I signed a long time ago.

Are there any, of all

the TV executives, like this at NBC?

I don't know. I haven't

thought about them in a while.

There are some

follicly challenged executives, I'm sure.

But... but, really,

this represents no one person.

It represents two people.

Or make it three.

Um, hey, Sweeney,

should we talk about how much

I want to look or not look like...

Hello, there!

I'm a generic network executive.

My name is...

I thought I'd stop in tonight

and check out

your pathetic little show

in your pathetic little city.

Is someone walking

in and out of the door?

Please, someone.

We need someone to guard the door.

Gonna announce this thing,

and then it's just time

for the nausea and the self-doubt

and the fear to take over.

That's the fun part.

All right, I'm gonna... where am I

gonna be doing this from?

You're gonna have to set it up

for me to submit.

Wherever you want.

Well, we're gonna do it

from your microcomputer.

It was made in Micronesia.

Are you...

do you want to pull it up?

No. Do it on the...

We're gonna do it early.

We're gonna do it right now.

I can't believe I'm here for this.

- Hit it.

- Good luck.

Hey, Internet, I'm headed to your town

in a half-assed comedy/music tour.

I repeat, it's half-assed.

It's in God's hands now.

What time is it? 7:20.

- By 7:
40, I'm out of the business.

- Sure.

The promoter in New York's telling me

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