Conan O'Brien Can't Stop Page #2
but I'm really, really angry about...
and I just have to be honest...
that I was treated,
and I'm a person who's...
you'll meet in the world.
I don't think I was entitled
to "The Tonight Show."
I don't think I'm entitled
to success in show business,
but I'm just...
sometimes I'm so mad,
I can't even breathe.
And I do think that this show
is some sort of,
at least, positive expression,
because all that... there's all
that steam energy of being angry,
and so it comes out
a little bit in performance.
You can get out there
and talk to people
at least about being unemployed,
being legally prohibited
from being on television,
which is gonna be something
I talk about.
You can have the...
I can play the executives.
And while that's not
any one particular person,
it definitely is me saying
to the whole idea
of non-creative people
screwing over people
that feed their bone marrow
into the wood chipper of television,
"F*** you," you know.
That's part of it.
I don't know what this was.
Jeff just told me to sign...
to have you sign this.
Okay. He didn't say where or anything?
Did you want to...
No, I think...
No, no, I don't need to read it.
God knows I stopped reading things
I signed a long time ago.
Are there any, of all
the TV executives, like this at NBC?
I don't know. I haven't
thought about them in a while.
There are some
follicly challenged executives, I'm sure.
But... but, really,
this represents no one person.
It represents two people.
Or make it three.
Um, hey, Sweeney,
should we talk about how much
I want to look or not look like...
Hello, there!
I'm a generic network executive.
My name is...
I thought I'd stop in tonight
and check out
Is someone walking
in and out of the door?
Please, someone.
We need someone to guard the door.
Gonna announce this thing,
and then it's just time
for the nausea and the self-doubt
and the fear to take over.
That's the fun part.
All right, I'm gonna... where am I
gonna be doing this from?
You're gonna have to set it up
for me to submit.
Wherever you want.
Well, we're gonna do it
from your microcomputer.
It was made in Micronesia.
Are you...
do you want to pull it up?
No. Do it on the...
We're gonna do it early.
I can't believe I'm here for this.
- Hit it.
- Good luck.
Hey, Internet, I'm headed to your town
in a half-assed comedy/music tour.
I repeat, it's half-assed.
It's in God's hands now.
What time is it? 7:20.
- By 7:
40, I'm out of the business.- Sure.
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