Comet Page #2
He blogged, "Soccer's...
soccer's chess on a field. "
Do you have a vomit
bag... vomit bags on you?
I'll send you the link.
hate to throw up on a grave.
Why didn't you just go to
the Griffith Park Observatory
then to watch the meteor shower?
Oh, they have a**holes
there too. Trust me.
There're a**holes all over the city
But rarely do you get to be
next to one so spectacular.
The only knock on him though, I have
to say, is that he's from New York.
I can't stand that place.
Seriously. It's so overrated.
Why? Because of all the bridges and
the culture and the history they have?
Who needs it? I'll take Orlando any day.
They got so many more T.G.I. Fridays.
Do I love L.A.? You know, Los
Angeles is just more modern.
It has a certain relevancy about it
New York just doesn't have anymore.
Kimberly, I was wondering
if I could have your number?
- What?
- Your phone number?
Dude... she's with me.
No.
- Uh, yeah, she is.
- No, she's not.
Not yet anyway. At best,
this is a first date.
And I'm shocked that that even happened.
You might not be a bad guy.
Most likely you are but maybe
not. You're incredibly handsome
and you were probably very
handsome when you were a kid, too.
I think that explains your lack
of substance and personality.
Only because nobody's ever
really challenged you before.
So now as an adult you
think everything you say
means something, but it
means nothing actually.
You don't know what
you're talking about.
And it's really upsetting. And I
think she probably sees through that.
You're very pretty, but
Anyway, can I have your number?
- Okay, okay.
- What are you doing?
You just said all that sh*t.
Yeah, but it was just an observation.
And you ask my girl out in front of me?
Oh, sh*t. Sorry, my mistake.
I see that now. I shouldn't have
done that. She's way too beautiful.
What?
No. I just should be more of a realist.
I should know that
I'm a C, maybe a C plus
in the winter time when I
can cover up my body more.
And even though you're a douche bag,
you're still incredibly attractive.
So maybe it's only fair you two pair.
- What? It rhymed.
- She's right, it rhymed.
Let's... Can you just put me down?
This is embarrassing now for everyone.
Okay. Come on, Josh. The line's moving.
Let's... Let's just go. Come on.
- Oh, yeah...
Gotta get a good seat.
is you're chicken sh*t. That's all.
- That's not the only problem.
- Let's go. Excuse me.
- Excuse me.
- One of many.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
I shouldn't have talked.
That's when I get into trouble.
I'm sorry I made fun of your
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