Comedy Central: Roast of Justin Bieber

Synopsis: Several roasters, and the master himself Kevin Hart, make fun of Justin Bieber.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Comedy Central
 
IMDB:
7.4
TV-MA
Year:
2015
84 min
370 Views

(male news reporter)

The Boyfriend singer

had just returned home

from an overseas concert tour

when he began racing his Ferrari

through the streets.

If I was your boyfriend

I'd never let you go

(girl) I think about him

99% of my life.

I saw him in the car.

That was the most amazing

moment of my life.

Best moment of my life!

Justin Bieber said

that he hoped Anne Frank

would have been

a Belieber.

That's right,

I didn't make that up.

I couldn't have made that up.

If I was your boyfriend

Ow.

(female news reporter)

Bieber could face

battery charges

after a physical altercation

with a photographer.

What the [bleep] you say?

(man)

You watch it, man.

- What'd you say?

(man) You are [indistinct].

I'll beat the [bleep]

out of you.

(male news reporter)

He was accused of throwing eggs

at this mansion,

causing $20,000 in damage.

Were they Faberg eggs?

What did you throw?

Whoo!

(female news reporter)

Bieber is facing

multiple charges

after a wild night

in Miami Beach.

DUI alcohol or drugs,

resisting without violence,

driving with an expired

driver's license.

You're too young

to be smoking pot

and driving up and down

the highway fast!

What are you doing?

- Ah!

- What are you doing?

Whoo!

I've done some things that might

not have been the greatest.

- Really? Nothing comes to mind.

- I know, right?

I don't know what

you're talking about.

(man)

Justin Bieber has become

the new face--

or should we say body--

of Calvin Klein.

Yo, my pee-pee's in there.

As long as you love

The fanfare of what he is

as a celebrity

is only partial to what he

ultimately will be as an artist.

(Justin)

This is not the end

of Justin Bieber.

As long as you love me

[cheers and applause]

Tonight--tonight, we're

going to talk about redemption.

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