College Road Trip Page #2
- Hey, Hunter!
- Hey, Hunter!
Hunter in the house!
- We don't say that anymore.
- We don't say that anymore.
- I'm bringing it back!
- Okay.
So it might be emotional,
but that's why they call it "tough love."
- Now, once they're potty-trained...
- Uh-uh. Baby?
I think we've had enough
parenting talk for tonight, hmm?
You're absolutely right.
Why tell them,
when I could show them?
Uh-uh. No...
Ta-da!
Welcome to the
James Porter School of Raising Kids.
Our motto is, "Be there, take video."
(CHUCKLES)
Which one?
(HUMMING)
- Wow.
- Super.
All righty!
MELANIE ON TV:
My name isMelanie Porter, and I am six years old.
Ta-da!
That's my baby!
Yeah. Yeah.
Dad, I can't move my legs!
I can't pedal!
MELANIE:
(SINGING) A-B-C-D-E-F...(WHISPERING) In the future,
all video will be implanted in our brains.
Perfect.
(GRUNTING)
Why do you keep eyeballing me?
Seeing the O'Mallys tonight
reminded me of when I was pregnant
with Melanie.
Doesn't seem that long ago.
I can tell you one thing.
I was not as uptight as him.
You were my rock.
Right until they wheeled me into that
delivery room. Then you passed out.
No, I did not pass out.
I just didn't get a nap that day.
Well, it all worked out.
We got great kids.
That's why I can sleep at night.
- Good night. All right.
- Good night, babe.
(GRUNTING)
Babe! The pig! Hey, baby! Look! Look!
There's nothing there. Go to sleep!
- That little Houdini... He was just...
- Do what you gotta do.
MELANIE:
Dad!(SCREAMING)
- MELANIE:
Mom!- Hold on!
Dad! Hurry up, please!
Mom, Dad! Hurry!
- I can't believe it!
- Mel!
(GASPING)
Melanie, what is it?
ANSWERING MACHINE:
Miss Porter, Judge Mahagian calling.
The Georgetown
admissions committee
is interviewing a select few students
from the waitlist.
You'll need to be in DC
this Monday at 4:00.
Congratulations,
and have a lovely trip.
(SCREAMING)
(WHOOPING)
(SQUEALING)
(WHOOPING)
(WHOOPING)
Little bro, what are you
so excited about?
I'm going to turn your room
into a science lab!
JAMES:
For all of you who don't know,we live near Chicago.
Georgetown is in Washington, DC.
That's 700 miles away from home.
ANIMATED FAN 1:
Georgetown!ANIMATED FAN 2:
Georgetown!- Happy dance!
- Happy dance!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
(HUMMING)
(GRUNTING)
- I said, "Whoa!"
- Oh, my goodness! You guys!
No way. He said Monday.
That's in three days.
MELANIE:
You know what?- We should make a trip of it.
- Yeah.
Trip? What trip?
- Oh, Monday!
- What?
Baby, I got two open houses
this weekend.
(SNIGGERING)
Okay, no. But that's okay. That's okay.
You know why?
Because Katie and Nancy
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