Coffin Rock Page #3

sweetheart.

I know.

Cheers.

- J' She's got the best damn

eyes I've seen J'

J' She's got the best

damn eyes I've seen J'

- Come on, you bastard,

or I'll boil you alive!

II'

I She's got the best damn lips

I've seen I

I She's got the best

damn lips I've seen I

- Okay.

Come on!

- Well, you want me,

I'll do it!

Come on!

II'

- Benny!

- Jess.

II'

Jess.

II'

- Here you go, mate.

Hey, don't worry about it,

all right?

II'

II'

Genius!

. He)'...

- Oh.

Perfect.

Just perfect!

- Are you okay?

- Oh, yeah.

Evan, I'm great.

I'm fantastic.

Oh, God.

- I, uh-I wanted you

to meet someone.

- Oh, my...

- Jess, this is Biggie.

Biggie, this is Jess.

- Oh, my God.

Hello.

Oh!

- Come on, Biggie.

And you thought I was a weirdo.

- Oh, baby, come out.

Let me see you.

. He)'...

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Come here.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Hey, hey.

Come here.

Hey. He)'...

Ah.

Stop.

- Wait, stop!

Stop!

Stop!

- Stop!

Oh, God.

- Oh.

- Evan wouldn't be

my first choice,

but then,

I wasn't there, was I?

- Oh, God.

- Come on in, yeah?

Come on.

Hey, I'm sorry, okay?

Didn't mean you to see that,

but you did.

Man, that was good.

- Hi.

- Hi.

II'

- Rob...

- No, no, no.

My fault.

- I love you.

- It's okay.

We'll get there.

- What was that?

What was I

Who the f***

does she think she is?

Who the f*** does...

Who the f*** does she think

she is, Big?

You were there, eh?

What the f***

do I look like, eh?

A sucking' idiot?

F***!

F***!

You saw them

in the f***ing window,

and you did

absolutely f***ing nothing.

I do everything for you, Biggie.

F***ing everything.

And you give me nothing!

Why didn't you help me?

I f***ing feed you!

I give you a sucking' place

to live!

And you give me nothing!

Nothing!

You f***ing piece of sh*t!

- You f***ing piece

of f***ing sh*t.

F*** you!

Where's Biggie?

Biggie?

Biggie.

Why didn't you help me?

Biggie.

- I don't want you here, Benny.

You think you can play around

with my missus?

F*** off.

You're sacked.

- You have no idea

what's going on, do ya?

- You stay well away

from my wife, mate.

- Benny.

- Oh, God, great.

Yeah, here's the other one.

- What did you tell him?

Yeah, what do you think

I'm gonna do, eh?

Say, "Yeah, Rob, I saw Jess"?

I Nah nah-nah nah nah-nah I

F*** you.

- Good morning.

- Is it'?

- Come inside.

- Let's talk here.

- Okay.

Evan, uh, um...

you're very nice.

But we're not having

an affair, okay?

- Oh, having an affair?

- I'm sorry if I misled you.

But it...

I was...

- So you're saying it was

an accident?

Like slipping on a banana peel.

Like, "Oh, whoops,

oh, my clothes exploded off."

Is that what you're saying?

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