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Me, too, 'cause I don't wanna be

shaking my booty forever.

Okay.

I'll see you in the morning.

Hey, Billy!

What do we wear?

Dress for sport.

It's Big Daddy's Chocolate

gaining around the clubhouse turn.

Come on,

Big Daddy's Chocolate!

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Big Daddy's Chocolate

and Doughboy moving up neck and neck.

Jackson! Wake up!

Jackson.

You're gonna wanna watch this.

- Come on, baby!

- An absolute no-brainer, ladies and gentlemen!

- Mmph.

- You don't give a sh*t. Ehh.

Time to make a phone call.

Time to reach out

and touch someone. Aah!

Mooney, I want to

know what you're eating.

These are huge toilet fish

for a dog your size...

so I think you're either eating rats,

cat heads or parts of a squirrel.

Quit your barking!

You should be over here helping me.

My gosh!

I should hire somebody to do this.

I shouldn't be doing this myself.

Mooney, get over here, pick this up with your

mouth, and take it over and drop it over the cliff.

Help me. Your poop comes with an oil

that I have not seen before or even smelled.

Mooney, if you don't shut up,

I'm gonna drop-kick you to Catalina.

Ah, you're awake.

If you wanna be my assistant,

you've gotta be awake and alive.

- I'm alive.

- Good boy.

Hello.

Uh, is this the Volleyball Association?

- Yeah, I have a team.

- Volleyball?

I just was wondering how much it costs

to enter one of the matches.

- Yeah, I'll wait. Hmm?

- Hey, Billy?

I was really good at volleyball.

I got a scholarship and everything.

I thought you got a scholarship

in baseball.

I did at USC, but I got one for volleyball,

too, at Pepperdine.

- What happened?

- They had better sidewalks at USC...

and I wanted

to be a skateboarder.

So, you know.

Check these out.

- Don't you wear elbow pads?

- I do.

Hello? Yes, I was wondering

how much it costs to enter a team into one...

A hundred dollars? Okay, somebody'll

be by this afternoon. Thank you.

Jackson Fargo,

reporting for duty, dude.

How many fingers? Well?

I don't want to play this game.

Yes. Yes.

Goddamn.

F*** college.

Help!

Help!

Hi.

- Hey. I'm Jackson.

- I'm Crystal.

Well, you look... very nice.

Thanks.

- These are balls.

- Oh, we know all about balls.

I'm happy for you.

These are volleyballs.

- Volleyball is kind of...

- Ah, we know how to play "wolleyball."

Fine. So we have Champagne and, uh...

- Olga!

- Olga, right. And where's Crystal?

Jackson! Work is over here!

Uh, you gotta go

to the thing.

- What the hell are you doing?

- Hey, chief. I'm sorry.

I was checking out the roster.

Now, this is Jackson Fargo.

- What's up?

- Hello, Fargo.

He's the assistant coach.

Now, Jackson...

Jackson played...

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