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Synopsis: Michael Newman (Sandler) is a hard working family man, who must please his boss (Hasselhoff), in order to get promoted. Problem is he gets less time with his family, and wishes for a remote in which he can control his life. This soon comes true for Newman, when he meets Morty (Walken), a crazy sales clerk, who has the ultimate remote. A remote in which he can do anything, including muting, skipping and dubbing his life. He finds this to be the opportunity in which he can not only skip every argument, but also skip to his promotion. He sees this as a good idea, until the remote goes horribly wrong.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Director(s): Frank Coraci
Production: Sony Pictures Releasing
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 3 wins & 11 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
45
Rotten Tomatoes:
33%
PG-13
Year:
2006
107 min
$137,340,146
Website
9,752 Views


How you doing? Bill Herlihy.

Ben's coach. You must be Dad.

Michael Speedo...

Michael Newman. Sorry.

Big Ben, that was great progress

out there, huh?

Just remember, right arm out,

head turns left. Left arm out...

Head turns right. I know.

I just forgot at the end.

Well, that's all right.

You master that, people are gonna

think you're half a dolphin out there.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Cute.

Hello? Mr. Ammer.

Ben, honey, slow down.

It's not a race.

That's his second one

in five minutes.

Keeps eating more and more.

He's like a machine.

He can't still be hungry.

He's not. He's just doing whatever

Michael's doing. It's driving me crazy.

Everything Michael's been doing lately

is very unhealthy for him.

He's gonna kill himself.

Like a signature building

we're talking about.

Oh, my God.

Scared the crap out of me.

Dad, how much longer

are you gonna live?

- One minute.

- One minute?

- Daddy's gonna die in one minute!

- Oh, no, honey.

Don't worry. I'm not dying.

I'm gonna live for 200 years.

Is that long enough for you and me?

- Promise?

- I promise. Swear. Come here.

You son of a b*tch!

Hey! There are families here!

Show some respect,

you pieces of sh*t!

Go home and watch VH1, old man.

Don't light another damn one!

Benjamin. Benjamin.

What am I holding?

A quarter. Now, Grandma

does not let me eat ice cream...

...because of my diabetes.

- True.

But she says nothing, however,

about a tasty quarter.

Okay.

All right. All right.

Very quickly, please, count to three

because it tastes terrible.

One, two, three.

Are you shitting me?

First he's eating like his father,

now you're talking like him?

- Ben.

- Don't you ever say that again.

- Sorry, Grandma.

- How do you do that, Grandpa?

A good magician

never reveals his secrets.

Your daddy has wanted to know

how I've done that trick...

...since he was your age.

Isn't that true, son?

Hey, Michael.

Michael, who are you talking to?

Jesus. I'm talking to my boss, Ma.

Take it easy.

Oh, yeah?

Well, tell him to get a life.

You got family here.

You're busy. Come on.

My mother says hello.

Oh, he's such a big boy, isn't he?

On his big cell phone. Big boy.

That's it. Get some sleep. Thank you,

Mr. Ammer. All right. Good night.

- Are you done? Can we relax now?

- Sorry.

Eat me, grandpa!

You're dead.

- Oh, sh*t!

- Yeah, you better run!

I kicked your father's ass

in high school!

Now I'm gonna kick yours!

I hate that man.

Okay, good night, you two cowboys.

- Reach for the sky, Pocahontas.

- No, back to bed.

Come on. Pocahontas is off duty.

I'm out of here.

You getting sick, sheriff?

I don't got time to be sick, so no.

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Steve Koren

Steve Koren is an American screenwriter. He co-wrote the movies Bruce Almighty, Click, Superstar, and A Night at the Roxbury, and wrote for Saturday Night Live and Seinfeld. more…

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