Class Rank Page #2
- Year:
- 2017
- 108 min
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Veronica, we're not going to
wish harm to another student.
There is absolutely nothing
we can do to change this.
Principal Greely,
I not sure if you're aware this,
I'm sorry Veronica.
72% of white females
accepted to Yale University
graduate #1 in their class.
And we grade on a curve.
By being #2, I have a 72% chance
of not getting into Yale.
I need to be #1.
It's not up to me. It's the system.
Well the system sucks.
I suck.
# 2 sucks.
Your total is $51.76.
Would you like help out
to your car today, honey?
No.
Paper or plastic?
Neither. I use canvas.
Total is $16.14.
That is correct.
I did the tabulation in my head
and it concurs with your register.
Alright,
thank you for shopping at ShopRite.
Thank you.
However, I could not help but
notice you did not offer me
assistance out to my vehicle.
Is it because I am younger
then and more abled body
than the previous customer?
You're a new ShopRite employee,
aren't you?
That's right.
Is this your car?
Yes.
It's a bicycle.
I will give you the
benefit of the doubt
and assume you've never taken physics.
Because by placing all the
weight of the groceries on my
my left handlebar,
you are disturbing the equilibrium
of my bicycle.
By following proper riding laws,
as I always do.
I will surely veer to the left,
potentially causing harm
to myself or to others.
Dude, what's your deal?
you a lesson in Newton's law.
Good day.
Next customer please.
Salutations, Postal Worker Wesley.
"B", man I told you,
just call me Wesley.
May I have my mail, please?
I misplaced my key.
Sure. No problem.
Something just came in today, I think.
Thank you.
Booya! The China express has arrived.
That's not anything like the language.
I mean I just guessed.
Next customer please.
What mysteries have you
to say for yourself today,
Tai-Yu, my peaceful rain?
E-wo, hello, Bernard. I hope you nice.
I am now, Tai-Yu. I am now.
What am I supposed to do, Mom?
Sweetie, on 'Law & Order',
we take real stories
from actual headlines,
if that has taught me anything,
it has taught me that
sometimes laws are wrong
and they are gonna stay
enough comes along to change them.
If Middle East turbulence
continues as most Washington
think-tanks predict,
will save taxpayers
Thank you for your input.
So,
we'll look into green bus companies.
Furthermore,
I'd like to propose integrating
a "Bikes and Books program"
in which students are loaned bicycles
their educational commute.
I thank you for your time.
Any other new business?
- Yes.
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