Class of Nuke 'Em High Page #3

party Saturday night.

Eddie, you just want to get in our pants.

So, forget it.

Boy, some gratitude!

What kind of a guy

do you think I am anyway?

You know what kind of guy you are?

Do you ever see a cockroach

and you go, Yuck?

Well, you make cockroaches go, Yuck!

Hey, toots, this is a perfect opportunity

to pick up a college senior.

But if you're not interested...

Wait a minute.

Girls, this could be interesting.

So, you'll meet me at my house

at eight o'clock.

Oh, I forgot to tell you one thing.

It's an indoor beach party,

so wear your bikinis.

- Bikinis?

- I told you...

I told you I'm not going to the party.

Mid-terms are coming up,

I've got to start cramming.

Cramming?

Listen, Warry...

If you wanna prepare to go to college,

you gotta start ramming!

- Turn around!

- Come on, Eddie, shut up, will you?

Come on, man!

This is the opportunity of a lifetime!

Besides, maybe they'll like us

and invite us to the frat next year.

Hey, Chrissy's not gonna go.

She knows

what kind of a party you guys have.

Come on! She'll go if you go!

And the other girls will go

if Chrissy goes.

Lou's joints are the best joints in town!

They get you up, up, up,

and you never come down!

Whoa, sundance!

I've got some dynamic, fantastic weed

for you if you're interested.

- No, thanks.

- Wait a minute!

Maybe we should get some for the party.

- Yeah, all right. How much?

- Ten dollars.

- For how many?

- For one.

- One joint?

- What are you guys, nuts?

Whoa, whoa,

this is special merchandise.

It's worth it.

Do we look stupid enough

to believe that?

Yeah, you do.

I think he's right.

We'll buy one.

We'll take one, We'll take one.

Ten dollars.

Erm... ten dollars.

And er... we call this weed

an atomic high.

You should see

what it does to the ladies.

It gets them real hot.

Ooh... They love it.

Hey, wait!

Maybe we should give it to Warren.

Warren? Let him buy his own sh*t!

Besides, he doesn't even smoke.

It might make Chrissy

a little more agreeable...

...er, to go to the party!

~ Well, she never goes steady,

all the fellas are wondering why ~

~ That girl is much too much ~

~ She doesn't wanna know me

but I'm gonna be her regular guy ~

~ That girl is much too much ~

~ She keeps on running

around the world ~

~ She ain't got time

to be my girl no more ~

~ That girl is much too much ~

~ That girl is much

too much ~

~ She got a groovy way of movin'

I like to watch her down the street ~

~ That girl is much too much ~

~ She's a toe-tappin' baby

as she steps on that concrete ~

~ That girl is much too much ~

~ She went to the shop,

but she never buys ~

~ I'm gonna be the next to try

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