Synopsis: Scott Heyward, whose the son of a millionaire, is tired of woman fawning over him because of his wealth, meets Tom, who's on his way to his new job as a water skiing instructor at a hotel. They envy each other's life and decide to switch places. So Scott pretends to be Tom and Tom lives it up pretending to be Scott. Scott meets Dianne who is trying to land a rich guy and when playboy James Jamison catches her eye, she asks Scott to help her snag him. Scott agrees to but finds himself attracted to her. Scott also decides to build a boat for a speedboat race that's going to take place in the hotel but he's using a new experimental chemical which doesn't hold in water, which his father forbade him to use.
Genre: Comedy, Musical
Director(s): Arthur H. Nadel
Production: MGM Home Entertainment
99 min

I won't be missin'

All the greatest things in life are free

Who needs money?

Not me

Cash or credit

it doesn't matter

Long as my bankbooks

keep growin' fatter

Easy Street is my favorite avenue

Who needs money?

I do

Just pity all those millionaires

They never can relax

Because they're always worryin'

about their income tax

Why waste time on

high financin'?

I'd rather spend it

on good romancin'

What if my pockets

are empty as can be?

Who needs money?

Not me

Some folks save it

some folks lend it

But as for me

I wanna spend it

Give me some green

and my skies will be blue

Who needs money?

I do

Stocks and bonds

they only bore me

Interest holds no interest for me

Who wants to sit in the lap of luxury?

Who needs money?

Not me

I want a big yacht

I can cruise in

The kind that girls just

can't refuse in

All it takes is a million or two

Who needs money?

I do

Any time some gal starts flirtin'

Now that I'm broke

I'll know for certain

She really digs my personality

Tell me, who needs money?

Not me

Poverty's the only thing

that money cannot buy

So rich or poor

it pays to have M-O-N-E-Y

A gal who's tender

that's what I love

It's legal tender

I want a pile of

Just let my liquid assets overflow

You can't take it with you when you go

- So who needs money?

- That lovely, lovely money

Who needs money?

- I do

- Not me

- Welcome to the Shores Hotel, sir.

- Thanks.

Let me see about getting out of this here

contraption. Not an easy maneuver.

Pretty tough drivin' this buggy with these

spurs on, but I'd feel naked without 'em.

- This time of year you need a reservation.

- Name's Heyward.

- A reservation is...

- That's Heyward of Heyward Oil.

Oh, that Heyward.

- Thought that'd make a little difference.

- Indeed.

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