City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold Page #3

He's in our den,

watching a Spanish soap opera.

How is he? How did he seem?

He came in and asked me

to make him a sandwich, no crust...

then started making long distance calls.

Oh, God.

First, he did three scenes

from Godfather II.

He still does that? I love that.

I'm warning you.

If you mention The Godfather to him...

I'll rip your arms out

and beat you to death with them.

This started as a good birthday.

- What's he been up to?

- Nothing. He's the vice president of Lazy.

He goes from one family member

to another...

stays there until they throw him out.

He borrows money.

Borrows indicates an intent to repay.

He gets jobs that aren't jobs.

We only hear from him through

change of address cards. He's lost.

He's a lost soul, he's a dented can...

He's behind me, isn't he?

Buenos dias.

Hello, Glen.

- How was your sandwich?

- Delightful.

I'm sorry about what I said.

Water off a duck's back. Come here.

Look at you, you're still

the world's smallest big brother.

- Hey, Glen.

- Phil.

Long time no see. How are you?

I'm getting divorced, I'm living alone...

struggling for a reason to live.

Too much information for me.

I cannot get over this place.

I mean, look at it.

You got birds and trees, and you got

those fish and you got a cow...

By the way...

- there is something wrong with your cow.

- What?

I thought I'd help out with the chores,

you know, so I figured...

milk the cow.

I reach under there

and I'm pulling and tugging.

Nothing, not a drop.

The cow's name is Norman.

You were pulling on his dick.

I'm gonna go wash up.

Let me ask you a question:

Who had Frankie Pentangeli killed?

The Rosato Brothers.

Who gave the order?

I love this.

There was this kid...

I grew up with.

He was younger than me, looked up to me.

We did our first work together.

Worked our way up the streets. Things

were good. We made the most of it.

I got to change.

During prohibition,

we ran molasses into Canada.

Made a fortune.

Ran molasses to Canada.

You should run brains to your head.

I can't believe you two

are from the same gene pool.

- He's from the shallow end.

- When's he leaving?

I'll talk to him tonight.

Hi, Dad. Happy birthday.

- Thanks, Holly. Did you see your uncle?

- He borrowed $10 from me.

- Have you seen your brother?

- He's hiding from Uncle Glen.

Find him and tell him

we're leaving in a few minutes.

Who's that?

It's Curtis. I invited him to come with us.

- Curtis? The lab experiment?

- Dad!

I know you like him, but it's my birthday

and I wanted this to be a family thing.

- Mom!

- Answer the door.

I don't trust this Curtis.

He's got eight million earrings,

his nose is pierced...

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