Circus Kane Page #2

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Yep.

So are we all secretly related?

Never say never, why do you ask?

Just wondering how we all

won the lotto, sweetheart.

F***, I am out.

I love it, I love it. /

I love it, I love it. I love it.

Clown! Clown-man!

Chill out, dude.

Love it.

We can't even see out of this thing,

how are we supposed to see where we are?

Quit complaining.

It's creepy but kind of sweet.

That's the adventure.

Yeah, it's all right.

Oh my God, these are original posters.

I got that one right there.

Dude I just met you, I'm sure you

don't have an original poster.

When you have an original poster

you have a different aura.

Don't tell me what I got.

Hey did you guys get a

schedule with your invitation,

because mine just came

with a time and place.

No idea, I know as much as you guys do.

Yeah I'm in the same boat unfortunately.

Good questions one, good questions all.

Welcome, my friends, to the Circus

Kane Afterbirth Party Ball.

You're here as my very,

very special guests.

And I have spared no expense for you.

Only the best.

Like the phoenix rising from the

ashes, this dirty bird arises new.

An adventure of horrors

are built just for you.

Thrill and recoil at my new masterpiece.

You'll all be part of my legacy.

Alive, or deceased.

A reviewer, a blogger, a

collector, a scream queen,

a gamer, a rocker, and

blogger and a teen.

You make up every aspect

of the horror community.

I've selected you all for this

very, very horrible opportunity.

Now spread the word as much as you can.

For your audiences will never hear

from your worthless mouths again!

Hello, piggy, piggy, piggy, let's play.

Classic Kane, it's

classic freakin' Kane!

Wait you've seen this one before?

Oh my God, yes I've seen this before.

This guy is like king of

the traveling horror show.

Oh please don't tell me that none of

you have ever seen his shows before?

Nope.

Nope.

Um, no.

I mean I've heard him

mentioned by a few older

shlock horror directors as inspiration when

I used to act, but never actually myself.

Oh my God, I thought I recognized you.

You're the scream queen.

You were in Night Terrors.

Guilty.

Yeah yeah that is you.

I did a review on that movie.

Movie sucked but you were okay I guess.

No, you were amazing, trust me.

From the bottom of my

heart you were amazing.

Oh I worship you.

So we were all selected

from our fan bases?

That's viral marketing at it's finest.

He just wants us post about him.

Who here doesn't have a

sh*t ton of followers.

Raise your hands if you don't.

My Instagram's lit as f***.

See what I mean.

No no, he's right, we were all picked

because we're influential

in the horror community.

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