Chopping Mall Page #2

said, "for better or worse," remember?

Of course I remember.

Who could forget that 40-Weight

stain right there on your chest?

Should've been

"for better or weird. "

And speaking about weird, what

about this furniture store...

come on, Walden.

Indulge me.

We haven't had any fun since we sunk

all our wedding money into the business.

Besides, Suzie's

counting on us.

Honey, I don't care about...

okay. Okay, okay.

I guess I won't

be needing this.

Or, um,

Will I?

Attention,

shoppers. Attention, shoppers.

Park plaza will be closed

in 20 minutes.

The mall will be closing

in 20 minutes.

The lower parking levels

will be closed at 10:00.

Attention, please. Mr. Brad

Trevoy to the information kiosk.

you horny bastard.

can't you wait?

No. No, I can't.

What can't you

wait for, Michael?

Mr. Todd.

Uh, well, I...

uh, I was just telling

Leslie here that, uh,

Uh,

Well, that, uh...

daddy.

He was just telling me how he couldn't

wait to take me to Suzie's house tonight

For her, um,

birthday party.

I see.

Well, I'm running late.

You lock up?

Sure, I'll take care

of everything.

Yes.

I'm sure you will.

Okay, daddy.

I love you too. Bye.

So, what he say? He said,

"go out and have a good time.

All right!

That is bitchin'.

I wish I had it that easy. My

parents still think I'm a kid.

Why do I have the feeling I'm

gonna regret this in the morning?

Look, Alison, you've had

yourself a very rough first week.

You owe yourself

a little blowout.

Come on.

It'll be fun.

Okay, just so long as I don't

have to look at any more pizza.

You won't. I promise. Oh, great!

This is gonna be wonderful.

You won't regret this.

I bet.

Attention, shoppers.

Park plaza will be closing

in 10 minutes.

I am so nervous.

Hairspray, my lovely.

I really hate blind dates.

Oh, yeah! Audacious! Lipstick. Suzie...

Oh, no. This is a terrible

color. Give me another color.

What if he's not my type? Oh,

yeah, that's it... luscious lust.

Are you listening? What

are we gonna do all night?

Will you stop worrying?

Like I said, he's got...

a great

personality! That's right!

He does. You're going to

love him. Trust me on this.

Hey, babe.

It is "babe," isn't it?

Let me see. Okay.

What? What, what?

You look good. Yeah.

Are you sure?

Really?

Yeah!

Marty, I'm sorry I'm late, but it was

all-You-Can-Eat night down at the pit,

And I couldn't resist

the opportunity to pig out.

Marty?

Yo, Marty!

Hi, you guys.

The least he could do

was clean up.

Waste not, want not.

You know what I mean?

No, I, uh...

I guess you wouldn't.

Hello.

What do you mean, "who

is this"? You called me.

No, Marty's not here right...

jerk.

d street walkin'd

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