Chokeslam Page #3

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do, I just want to say something

really fast.

I'm sorry.

Okay, all right.

Sheena, you look beautiful.

I know everybody here is going

to miss you, obviously, but I

think I can say that I'm

going to miss you the most.

I was thinking, I

wouldn't miss you if...

Sheena dewilde,

will you marry me?

Crowd:
Say yes!

Come on, say yes!

Do it!

Mom:
I just don't know how

this could have happened.

Mom, shh.

He never gets hurt, he

never does anything.

Corey:
I do stuff.

Corey.

Doctor:
Any medical problems

that you're aware of?

Of course not, he

never gets sick.

I give him vitamins

every morning.

He doesn't know.

I know.

What are you writing?

Write down that he

is perfectly normal.

We may need to run more tests.

Corey you stay there

and don't move.

- Hi.

- Hey.

So you're him? Huh?

I realised it when smasheena

was caving in your face

that you were... you.

Yep. Yeah, that's me.

Look man I get it if it's a

little weird to hangout

with me now. I understand.

No. No, no, no.

I just wanted to say to you that

...I just wanted to see,

I meant see if you were okay.

Actually sounds crazy, but

last night was awesome.

That's good, so... you

know, hang loose man.

Hang loose.

Yeah.

Flowers, those are for you.

There were chocolates

but I ate them.

Ow.

Hm.

Mom, what are you doing?

What, what-those

are my flowers, mom.

Not anymore.

You always thought that you

could hide things from me?

What? What things?

Bad report cards, broken

toys, lingerie catalogues.

I've explained this, like,

a million times, all right?

Those, they came

with the mattress.

They weren't mine.

Ow.

Are you okay? Inside?

You remember what

Dr. Hayden told you?

Inside, I'm fine, okay?

Outside, you're hurting my neck.

I'm just so angry.

That angry libesian cow coming

back to hurt you again.

What? What are you

talking about?

What is a libesian?

If you don't know,

I'm not telling you.

Oh, mom.

This was an accident, okay?

And I put myself in the

middle of a big fight, so.

It's always an accident when

someone breaks your heart.

Oh my god.

Mom, we barely

even talked, okay?

There was no heartbreaking.

Well, you just make sure that

you don't give her

another chance.

Promise me?

Yeah, mom.

- Ow.

- I have to go now.

- Okay.

- I have chores to do.

See you later.

Good day, mom.

You too, honey.

Is this gonna be, like,

a tradition for you?

Every 10 years, you gotta

hurt the little perv?

What did he do, grab your ass?

No, and I didn't mean to...

And hey, no big deal, I just

planned this whole charity meet

and greet for my famous pro

wrestler sister.

The least you could do is,

I don't know, support me.

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