Synopsis: Sex addict and colonial theme park worker, Victor Mancini, has devised a complicated scam to pay for his mom's hospital bills while she suffers from an Alzheimer's disease that hides the truth about his childhood. He pretends to choke on food in a restaurant and the person who "saves" him will feel responsible for Victor for the rest of their lives.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Clark Gregg
Production: Fox Searchlight
  2 wins & 6 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
92 min

[ Boy ]

Whoa,you've got skills.

How do you know how to do that?

[ Bell Clanging ]

- [ Denny ] Get off me. Aah.!

- Hey, man. What the-

Hey, get out of here, you little shits!

- [ Groans ]

- Easy, easy, easy.

It's me. It's me.

- Sorry, dude.

- You all right?

Yeah, these kids kept putting

this ferret thing down my pants.

Am I bleeding?

- Oh, God.

- What? What is it?

Ursula, man.

- [ Denny ] She's a milkmaid.

- You got that right.




She's milking those cows all day...

working those fingers up and down

and up and down and up and down.

- Hey! Hey, hey, man!

- Thanks.

- Yeah,you may not want to do that.

- Ursula?


[ Victor ]

Look at this guy.

Man's a glutton for punishment.

- [ Chuckling ]

- [ Denny ] She laughed.

- Did you see that?

- ""At,'' dude, not ""with.''

[ Denny ]


Oh, shit. Let's roll.

Wait, wait. Where is it? F*ck.

- What the f*ck are you doing?

- I need my wig. Where's my wig?

- Leave the goddamn wig, will you?

- Dude, he'll dock me.

- Who hast released thee from thy bonds?

- My bonds?

Thou knowest the rules.

Miscreants may be freed only by a duly

appointed member of the constabulary.

Give it a rest with the olden spiel,


You heard the bells. We're off.

- And what of his uncovered pate?

- My what?

Your pate! Your pate.

Discarding period attire whilst within

colony walls is a clear violation of character.

Fine. Okay? You happy?

- Thy purse shall suffer for thy transgressions.

- Hey, hey, hey, look.

I don't mind if you wanna play method Mussolini

to this bunch of failed drama school rejects...

- but you dock my check one more time-

- Victor.

thou wilt feel the wrath

of a fuckin' beat-down.

- Bring it then, varlet, if thou be a man.

- Victor! Victor!

- What wilt thou do?

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Clark Gregg

Robert Clark Gregg (born April 2, 1962), known professionally as Clark Gregg, is an American actor, screenwriter and director. He has played Agent Phil Coulson in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, appearing in Iron Man (2008), Iron Man 2 (2010), Thor (2011), The Avengers (2012), and the television series Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.. He also voices the character on the animated television series Ultimate Spider-Man and in the video games Lego Marvel Super Heroes, Lego Marvel Avengers and Marvel Heroes. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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