Chillerama Page #2

Iike oId Kodak fiIm stock.

But nothing's gonna stop me

from sharing a bit

of that magic tonight!

Right?

[chuckling]

But, much like anything else--

[rattling]

[clears throat]

Now she's gone.

Now this pIace

is pretty much gone.

And like tomorrow,

I may be gone, too.

Fade to black. Right?

[chuckling]

Or maybe a smash cut!

[laughing]

[door bangs open]

Jumping Jesus!

Jehoshaphat Floyd.

Heart hopping Christ,

you're Iate, man.

Sorry, boss, l've been, uh,

l've been dealing with some--

[coughing]

Family matters.

Well, there's no need

for excuses now,

l'm already done

threading the first film.

Good God, man!

What have you been

sticking your dick into?

You look like hell

on a hand grenade.

l've been under the weather.

Look, why don't you

just go check in

with concessions,

see if Desi needs some help?

Sounds good. Okay.

And for Christ's sake, man,

clean yourself up!

[door shuts]

lt's show-time!

[chuckling]

[thunder

and screaming recording]

Well, hell, ell, ell,

ello, kiddies!

[chuckling]

lt's your old friend,

Uncle Cecil,

welcoming you to the final,

ghoulish night of murder

and mayhem!

[vicious Iaughter]

Yes, my ghouIs and gaIs,

it's time for Chillerama!

[vicious laughter]

[horns honking]

Sit back, poke a hole

in the bottom of your

pop-corn bag,

cuddle up

to the closest corpse

and prepare yourself

for this evening's

first squishy selection.

Wadzilla!

[vicious Iaughter]

[rooster]

[joyous cIassicaI music]

[eerie chord]

[mangIed chords

and wet meat]

[shriII eerie music]

[swoosh]

Excuse me, Dr. Weems.

Miles Munson's

lab work is ready.

Tell him l'll be right in.

[whispering]

Okay.

(Miles)

l never heard

of a sperm bank

turning anyone

down before.

You can imagine

my nervousness

when they suggested

l see a urologist.

lt isn't anything

serious, is it?

Life-threatening, no.

As a matter

of concern, yes.

Have a look

in there, Miles.

(Miles)

Wow! Look

at them aII go.

(doctor)

That is an exampIe

or normaI sperm.

And that

is your sperm.

[ominous music]

(Miles)

Yikes.

[suspenseful chord]

That doesn't look good.

Miles, there's

a new medication l'd

like to suggest you try.

lt's called

Spermupermine.

Now, it can't increase

the sperm you generate

but what it can do,

is strengthen the sperm

you already produce.

Spermupermine?

Yes. lt hasn't been

approved by the FDA yet,

but it is available

to test subjects.

Luckily for you,

l'm on the research board.

[chuckIing]

Thank you, doctor.

[shouting]

(man over TV)

Good morning, kids!

lt's the Captain Fatso Show.

And l'm Captain Fatso!

[shouting]

Well, ahoy there,

Captain Fatso,

say, are those

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