Chill Out, Scooby-Doo! Page #3

of the guarded places...

...a realm of terrible danger...

...where those who seek the unknown

meet their doom.

Like, whatever happened

to "bon voyage"?

Yeah.

Admit it, Freddie. We're lost.

We're not lost.

We're just taking a shortcut.

Across Mongolia?

Just keep an eye out for road signs

to Timbuktu.

So, Velma, what can you tell us

about this abdominal snowman?

Not "abdominal," Freddie.

It's pronounced abominable.

There are a number of different theories

regarding the abominable snowman.

And there have been many photographs

taken of the yeti's footprints.

Hold it. Back up. Yeti footprints?

What on earth is a yeti?

The yeti is the name used by the local

mountain people to describe the creature.

So the yeti and the subliminal snowman

are the same thing?

Not "subliminal," Fred.

- Now you've got me all mixed up.

- I don't understand.

What does any of this have to do

with Shaggy and Scooby?

There's no mystery there, Freddie.

One thing we know for sure...

...those two always know

how to find trouble.

Scoob, old buddy, how did we ever wind up

on this frozen freak-fest?

I don't know, Shaggy.

Like, what I wouldn't give right now

for a nice warm Scooby Snack.

Scooby Snacks?

Well, why didn't you just say so?

Oh, boy. Scooby Snacks.

Yeah. A whole year's supply of them.

Like, maybe this trip wasn't such a bad idea

after all, Scoob.

Mountain climbing requires a lot of energy,

so we must eat many times a day.

Gee, Scoob, this sounds like a sport

we could really sink our teeth into.

Oh, yeah. That's the good stuff, Scoob.

Yeah.

How about you, professor?

Like, got anything yummy

to add to our impromptu potluck?

- Like, what is all this stuff?

- Don't touch that.

I'm sorry. But this equipment

is very sensitive.

We'd better keep moving.

Gee whiz. His equipment's not

the only thing around here that's sensitive.

Yeah, sensitive.

Man, Scoob...

...the air is so thin up here, like,

I think my lungs are gonna pop.

Yeah, mine too.

We must keep moving.

The weather station is only a bit further.

I think we're being followed.

You see?

What did I tell you, professor?

She is stubborn as a yak.

I was going to leave the village, but then

I heard the weather report over the radio.

There is a terrible snowstorm coming.

I only followed to warn you.

You and that radio.

Every day, all you do

is stare off into space...

...listening to that jabber-mouthed

DJ playing his records.

He's not a jabber-mouth.

His beautiful voice is the only friend

I have on this lonely mountain.

Here, just listen.

And here's a cut from their last album...

...recorded just before the band's

tragic breakup.

The song went on to become

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