Cherry's Cash Dilemmas Page #2

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Lipstick

Powder and paint

Is you is, or is you ain't...

Ah-ha-ha!

- You ready?

- Yeah, I'm ready.

I love it, I think it looks great. I think you look great!

- I am going to bag me a rich boy, really.

- You will.

You better watch out!

MUSIC:
"Let My Hair Down" by Nelly Furtado

'To finish - the obligatory blonde extensions.'

Baby, I want to let my hair down

Baby, I want to let my hair down

Baby, I want to let my hair down

Bring me something that'll make me jump around.

'And, hey presto, I look like Jodie Marsh!'

- Hello, come on in!

- ALL:
Hi!

'Before they hit the town, Ezma's friends

'and self-confessed gold-diggers come over for a drink.'

- Ta-da!

- ALL:
Oh! Wow!

GIRL:
You look like a little Barbie doll!

GIRLS:
Yey! Whoo!

'Before heading out, they make a written plan of action.

'And yes, they really do this!'

We're deciding what we're looking for in a guy tonight,

like, what they're drinking. We've put Cristal down.

So, they've must be drinking Cristal, what else?

They've got to look nice, groomed, what they're wearing, that sort.

Big watch. Big, blingy watch.

Can you scan a room and know whether people have got money or not?

- Yeah.

- As soon as you walk in I think you can tell

if the bar's got the spenders.

It's kind of like a money-dar, like, a radar for money!

- You sense it.

- You sense it when you walk in somewhere, you're like...

You can smell the Queen's head, somewhere!

- You can smell money?

- Definitely.

We're so passionate about finding a guy with money

who's going to look after us,

that I definitely wouldn't settle for anything less.

Do you think lots of girls want what you want?

No matter how often they tell themselves,

"I want to earn my own money," deep down they're thinking,

"It would be great, not having to work for the rest of your life."

Everyone wants to be pampered and brought shoes and clothes,

and if they settle for less they're just putting it on themselves,

they can do so much better, so do it.

So, cheers to a good night, girls.

- ALL:
Whey-hey!

- Are you ready?

- I'm ready!

- Let's do this.

MUSIC:
"Beautiful Dirty Rich" by Lady Gaga

Bottoms up!

A cute life

Soundfematic

Pants tight

Tuggin' plastic

Honey

But we got no money...

They are focused.

They walked in that bar and they scanned that room.

There's no messing about, those girls know what they want.

They were looking at the floor, looking at trainers,

and wrists for expensive watches.

They are highly, highly skilled.

They can scan a room and instantly pick out whose got money.

It's extraordinary.

Bang Bang

We're beautiful and dirty rich...

- WOMAN LAUGHS

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