Chennai 600028 II: Second Innings

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'India'

'7th largest country in the world'

'By way of population...'

'...2nd in the world'

'With many castes,

religions, languages'

'A country with a varied culture'

'At the drop of a hat

there's caste clash'

'Religious riots, disputes

over language and water'

'Even though we have

these differences...'

...it's hard to beat our people

in just one common factor'

'Our thanks and wishes

to all these true heroes'

'Hats off!

Really hats off!'

'What you are about

to watch now...'

'...isn't about these real heroes'

'But about these reel heroes

who are our constant favorites'

Dad...?

Let's go, dad

Mom will yell at us

That's the favorite hobby of all moms!

Wait, Sachin

What crappy shot was that?

He's bowling short

Why don't you hit it?

Jackass! Play properly

Dharmendar, keep an eye on Sachin

Hey! Give me the bat

There's no such shot in cricket

- Hold it

- What, bro?

Machan, we are practicing

Your practice is soooper

Ask him to bowl

Go ahead, bowl

Boys, watch and learn

Where are you bowling?

- Why bowl on the leg side?

- What is this, bro?

If I hit, the ball will fly out

Bowl properly

Bowl, da

"We will again win hands down

if we walk into the ground"

"Daily, forever and a day

confidence is our mainstay"

"Announce our arrival

Move aside as well"

"This is our pitch, dude

You bet they are screwed"

"Enjoy, friend

This is our trend"

"Hat-trick sixers on a free hit

we can boast to our credit"

"This is our game

Our team will win all the same"

"Again are you ready to watch

Sachin and Dhoni play a match?"

"We got into this game

Ball spins in the frame"

"Now do you accept

we are lions in cricket?"

"No one is an obstacle

No one can stage a hurdle"

"My flag rises gradually high

8 directions wide up to the sky"

"The world is changing slowly

to fall into my hands eventually"

"I'll throw the ball anew

It will chase you too"

"Victory's hunger

within us to honor"

"Full toss, hit wicket or howzat

Boys & their 'Soul Jour' band"

"Chennai 28"

'In these past few years...'

'...so much has changed

in our Chennai city'

'Big, big buildings

Metro train'

'CSK our cricket team'

'But not any longer'

'We miss you guys :('

'Fans of our heroes who were

fighting outside theaters...'

'...are now squabbling

in social media!'

'That too using bad, bad words'

'They have a platform

to deride stars they dislike'

'Thanks to Twitter and Facebook'

'Pccht! Very bad'

'Prices have shot up sky-high'

'All local playgrounds have railings

over the compound walls'

'What is your take on this?'

We sat on these walls and smoked

Ogled to our hearts' content

at girls who passed by

- You put an end to all this, sir

- 'On camera, da!'

'Our city that has seen so many changes,

our favorite team called the Sharks-'

What...? Did you say

Chennai's favorite team?

Are you being funny?

'No, huh?'

'Obviously'

'Team 'Sharks' which is Chennai's

favorite only after Chennai Super Kings'

That's on dot

Now go ahead

'Many changes'

'Gopi is now our Sharks team's captain'

'With many new faces he's trying

to save the team's tradition'

'Because his dad started this team...'

'...he doesn't have the heart to quit'

'He is very closely attached to the team'

'Recently he got married'

'That too he fell in love'

'A wonderful and beautiful

North Indian girl'

'I swear even we have no clue

how he hooked her!'

Why, sir?

'Besides his old mechanic shed

he has also opened a battery store'

'His life is rolling

on full charge'

'But Sharks team isn't swinging

the way he anticipated'

'Ezhumalai has his own Travel agency'

'In addition he also owns

4 or 5 ambulances'

'He is married'

'Has 2 kids'

'Blessed with a very good,

understanding wife'

'To such an extent

she'll believe all his stories!'

Only I know how much

I should drink or not drink

Ask him to pour some more

Come on, da

To make sure I get caught...

...Gopi and Whiskey

poured Cheenu on me!

- What...?

- Stinking!

I puked a couple of times

Like a broken record I keep saying this

'You have a lousy set of friends'

Don't befriend them

They will spoil you and ditch you

'So supportive a wife!'

Why are you pecking at your food?

'To get such a loving wife

is God's blessing indeed'

'Can see them only in

Visu sir's films!

Eat well

'Yov! For Heaven's sake eat!'

Dude, we are short of 1 player

Will you play a match?

First get down, jobless junk!

'Pazhani is currently jobless'

'He is trying for a police job'

'But he is too tall to qualify!'

'Though his dad

is a cop, no use'

- Reject

- 'Not selected'

- My dad is a cop

- Go...clear out

Go...go, pint sized fellow

Why did you hit him now?

You have a sister, right?

I'll hook her

Then you'll know

'Believe me, what he said

in a rage came true'

'He married Ezhumalai's sister'

'Has a daughter

She's in 2nd grade'

'Wife is a little suspicious'

'Even though we know

he's a dummy piece...'

'...to every wife her husband

is Prince Charming, right?!'

'Since he couldn't get a job here,

he tried for jobs abroad'

Take care, dear

Dude, I saw you this morning

at the Singapore Embassy

Who...?

Me...?

Our friend Philip...

...wanted some job

Why would I go to

the Singapore Embassy?

Like a madcap

Okay, I'll talk to you later

'That's right, he has kept

his foreign plan top secret'

'Even his friends are unaware'

'Whom are you talking to?'

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