Cheech and Chong's The Corsican Brothers Page #2
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- 1984
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I...
I got captured by gypsies.
And...
And...
they took me to Mexico.
You're lyin'.
You got lost, didn't you?
-I didn't get lost.
-You did!
I've been living
in Mexico all this time!
You look great!
But--but you look so...
so Mexican!
Well, yeah!
I'm a big landowner there now.
They call me Don Luis.
Except for when I'm mad,
they call me Crab Luis!
It's a Mexican joke.
You look...
You look terrible.
Where is everybody?
We've fallen into terrible times
since you left, my brother.
Evil men rule the country.
All our people...
are either dead or in jail.
These evil men, they...
they raped the fields
and pillaged the women.
That's evil men.
Indeed, there were
only two things...
a French peasant
could count on...
death and taxes.
And given the sometimes
overzealous methods...
of the tax collectors,
It's good to be
back in the woods.
It's so peaceful.
It's poison oak, my brother.
Hey, brother!
Hello--
You would've been dead, buddy.
What are you doing?
Practicing for the revolution.
With a potato?
But not just a potato.
Look at this.
Get down!
What was that?
A bomb de terre!
In back of every murderous deed,
was the evil Fuckaire.
My little Poofter, eh?
You must not soil your
delicate little paws...
with this dirty
peasant, eh, Poofter?
We know what
he has been doing, eh?
He has been stealing a log
from the royal forest.
He tell it is for his oven
to warm his starving children.
Mon dieu, if you believe that
you'll believe something, eh?
I know what it is for.
It is to make weapons...
and he should know that weapons
are forbidden in my kingdom.
Or, at least,
the Queen's kingdom.
Or so she thinks, eh?
give me a kiss.
Mon dieu!
Halitosis, eh?
My friend, you see we are
so considerate...
to you dirty peasants.
We have brought your wife
to join you for company.
Are you sitting comfortably?
You are?
We can't have that.
Stretch his legs wider.
You ever had a taco?
No, I guess they don't
have tacos in France.
I remember one time
this restaurant...
I used to work--I mean, own...
they had a contest to see
who could eat the most.
I ate 143.
And I was still hungry...
but they had to close
the restaurant.
I'm so hungry I could
eat a bowl of lard...
with a hair in it.
Here, puppy!
I want to journey
but not too fa--
Mon dieu!
My God...
I have been hit with sh*t.
Allez! Vite, vite!
Poofter, did you see what hap--
Poofter!
My God, where is
my little Poofter?
Oh, I mustn't lose my Poofter!
Excuse me, I am so sorry
to bother you...
when you are so busy,
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