Cheaper by the Dozen 2 Page #2

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- What does "conceived" mean?

- It means Mom and Dad...

- Had a conversation that we'd discuss it later.

Kyle and me will go anyplace

that has our name on it.

- Bingo! Come on.

- Yeah. I love the lake. I'm in.

- I guess I can cancel a couple of gigs.

- Bingo!

- OK, we're in.

- All right.

- We agree to participate.

- Whoo!

We'll bring the wakeboards

and totally dominate.

- OK, we're in.

- All right! And that leaves Lorraine.

- Come on. You'll have fun.

- Come on, Lorraine. Just come.

All right, here's the deal. I'll go to the lake

if Dad stops nagging me

about not going to New York.

Deal. That's a dozen. We're going to the lake.

# What ifwe could stay like this?

# Sun coming down, everything's perfect

# What if we never miss another day?

# Would time forget?

# What if we

# What if we stayed like this?

- Who cut the cheese?

- Gunner farted.

We'll drive up tomorrow

or the next day.

- You missed.

- I love you too. Bye.

Lorraine's got a line on a place.

She and Charlie will come in a couple of days.

Couple of days? The whole point of the

vacation is that the whole family is together.

Honey, relax.

All right. Remember this?

Look at the lake. It looks fantastic.

- Does it look great or what?

- Come on, kids.

All right. Slide out. Hurry up.

Everyone out. Come on.

Let's check the place out.

- Look at it.

- This is it?

- Remember this?

- It looks smaller.

- And more disgusting.

- Yeah. Why can't we rent that place?

Oh, well, that place is new.

- This place is...

- Older, but still nice.

Yeah. And that might have a water slide,

but our place has...

There's stairs. They're fun.

So unload, camper dudes! Girls in

the north bunk room, boys in the south.

- Bud and Nora in the loft. Come on!

- Careful.

Hey, Bud, give the phone a rest.

We're on vacation.

Hey. How did Mad Dog like the trip?

Maybe the baby's

not gonna be a "Mad Dog", Tom.

But that's a classic linebacker name.

OK, OK, how about Dick Butkus McNulty?

- Maybe it's gonna be a girl, Dad.

- Donna Butkus McNulty.

- We got all vacation to pick a name.

- Someone's here.

- Mike Romanow. Good to see you.

- Good to see you.

Everything OK? Shouldn't be too

disorganised, only two renters this season.

- The lake's a lot more upscale.

- Thank Jimmy Murtaugh. Remember him?

- Yeah.

- He owns most of the lake now.

That's his place over there.

Oh. Well, good for Jimmy.

- Hey, remember Kate?

- Oh, hey, Mike. How are you?

- Good to see you.

- Good to see you.

If you don't feel like cooking,

there's a clambake up at the club.

- You can come as my guests.

- Guests?

Oh, yeah. Club's private now.

And renovated.

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