Chatterbox Live Page #3
- Year:
- 2011
- 100 min
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Look at his little face.
When I was about seven, I had a little dog,
and I loved it so much!
Have you ever stroked a dog so hard
you could see the whites of its eyes?
When you stroke along its back, its little
back legs buckle cos of the pressure.
I do worry about my boyfriend.
Cos I love him so much.
Love him so much!
Look at his little face!
Is spunk supposed to be red? No.
That's a great reaction.
The women are laughing
and the blokes are going,
"Don't do that. That's not f***ing funny. "
Now is probably quite a good time to tell you
that I'm a lot ruder than I am on the telly.
So brace yourselves.
I tend to feel guilty as well.
The thing I feel guilty about the most at the
moment is the fact that I don't give blood.
Give us a cheer if you give blood
on a regular basis.
I think it's the marketing that's to blame
cos I heard the advert on the radio,
and the advert goes like this -
"Would you like to save a life?"
And I thought...
"Not really bothered.
"Do I know them?"
But I've heard that you get
a half-hour sit-down. Is that right?
Yeah, and you get a cup of tea,
is that right?
- Yeah, and a biscuit.
- Oh. "Biscuit.
"Did you know about the biscuits?"
Who said biscuits?
Where are you, love?
Nice lady there.
What kind of biscuits?
What's the best biscuit
that they have at your place?
- Bourbons.
- Yeah!
Bourbons, and somebody
in the middle went, "Yeah!"
Got a big Bourbon fan in tonight.
So can anybody do...
The Bourbon's pretty good.
Can anybody do better than a Bourbon
- Club biscuits.
- Who said that? Where are you, fella?
Hello, fella. Do they have a variety of
Club biscuits or just the one flavor?
- I just go for the orange ones.
- You just go for the orange ones.
You're not a hero at all, are you?
You're just going for the free orange Clubs.
Excellent. Are we gonna get any better
than an orange Club? I don't know.
Who? What was that?
- Party Rings.
- Party Rings.
Are you nine?
Do they... Are they fanned out,
like on a plate, all fancy?
That's what I'd want.
Jelly and ice cream as well. That would...
Party Rings.
I haven't had a Party Ring in years.
Can anybody do better
than Party Rings or orange Clubs?
No, that's it. They've got no...
Sorry, I could...
with the Bourbon,
but I'm f***ed against the orange Clubs.
This is the sort of thing that we need
to know. This should be in the advert.
The advert shouldn't be,
"Would you like to save a life?"
"Do you like sitting down?"
"Bloody love sitting down. "
"Do you like cups of tea?"
"I love cups of tea. "
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