Chatterbox Live

Synopsis: Recorded in London earlier this year, Chatterbox Live invites you to enter the wonderful world of Sarah Millican--where living alone drives your parents to put you on suicide watch; where a...
Director(s): Brian Klein
100 min

But my dad did give me some good advice

when I was looking for flats.

He said, "I don't think you should get one

that's got a balcony.

"Cos what with living on your own,

there will be a high suicide risk. "

Wonder if I should have been bearing

that in mind when I was viewing properties.

You know, "Is that oven gas or electric?

"Is that light fitting really strong?

"Can it hold a decent weight?

"Ten stone?"

"F*ck off. "

"Eleven stone. "

And a half.

And then another fucking half.

But I do, I like living on my own.

Does anybody else live on their own?

Give us a wave if you live on your own.

We've got a nice lady here. What's your

favourite thing about living on your own?

- The telephone.

- The telephone?

I like that you did that.

Just in case, you know. It's just the North

I live in. It's not, you know...

the Dark Ages.

The telephone.

What do you... Did somebody not let you

have a telephone in the old days

when you lived with other people,

you poor bugger?

Did you live under the stairs?

In what way the telephone?

So I can speak to people.

"So I can speak to people", she said.

No, I know what a telephone's for, love.

It's gonna be one of those nights,

isn't it?

Who else lives on their own?

Give us another wave.

Hello, flower.

Nice lady at the back there.

What do you like about

living on your own, love?

- Walking around naked.

- Walking around naked.

There's a confident woman.

It's good cos I've got

a friend who lives on her own.

I said, "What's your favourite thing

about living on your own?" She said...

"Whenever I do a massive fart,

"I go, 'Good girl'."

You can have that

if you like.

Lady at the back, er...

- Is it a flat or a house that you've got?

- Flat.

And if somebody broke into your flat while

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Sarah Millican

Sarah Jane Millican (née King; born 29 May 1975) is an English comedian. Millican won the if.comedy award for Best Newcomer at the 2008 Edinburgh Festival Fringe. In February 2013 she was listed as one of the 100 most powerful women in the United Kingdom by Radio 4's Woman's Hour, and in the same year married fellow comedian Gary Delaney. Her first book, How to Be Champion, was released in 2017, and Millican has performed on various tours mainly throughout the United Kingdom over the years. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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