Charlie Brown's All Stars! Page #2

who needs to win now and then.

With you, it's different.

I think you get sort of a neurotic

pleasure out of losing all the time.

That's all I need,

Little League psychiatry.

My whole team is deserting me.

I wonder who will be next.

I don't know what to do.

I must be a terrible manager.

Maybe for the sake of the team

I ought to resign.

What's the rush?

After 999 games,

don't I deserve one more chance?

[READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]

LINUS:
Thank you, Mr. Hennessey.

I'll tell charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown, guess what.

Mr. Hennessey was wondering

if you'd like to get in a real league.

I don't get it, Linus.

Mr. Hennessey

wants to sponsor our team.

Sponsor our team?

Sure, Charlie Brown.

Real uniforms and everything.

That's great.

Wait till the team hears about this.

That's just the inspiration

we need, Linus.

Now nothing will stop us.

Maybe we'll win one in a row.

I don't think we should

get involved with this, Snoopy.

No one else will play baseball anyway.

They're all doing other things.

You'd better forget it, charlie Brown.

See you later.

Hey, don't go.

This will really inspire the team.

Real uniforms,

a real league, real equipment.

Uniforms, uniforms.

Don't I look nice in my bikini?

Nope.

- Don't I look like a beach bunny?

- Nope.

Isn't he the cutest thing?

He never says what he means.

LINUS:

Surf's up!

Surf's up!

Wipe out!

Who wants to apply

mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

Bleh.

[COUGHING]

Listen, everybody.

Charlie Brown, you can't possibly

imagine how glad we'll all be...

...when summer is over

and you're back in school.

Listen, everybody, I've got great news.

If it's about baseball,

we don't want to hear it.

But this is good news.

If it's from you, charlie Brown,

it's failure news.

No, listen. I've got something

to tell you about the baseball team.

Forget it, Charlie Brown.

We're never gonna play baseball

with you again.

Why don't you leave us alone,

Charlie Brown?

You don't understand.

Mr. Hennessey at the hardware store

is going to give us...

We're through with your team forever.

[CHATTERING]

CHARLIE:
All right, listen, everybody.

What I've been trying to tell you...

...is Mr. Hennessey has agreed

to buy us team uniforms.

We're going to get the chance

to play in a real league.

Uniforms? Who'd want to

waste uniforms on your team?

Mr. Hennessey

has ordered the uniforms...

...and we're even going to have

names on them.

We're gonna play in a real league.

Real uniforms?

- Will we be able to have lace cuffs?

- Will they be drip-dry?

Okay, you blockhead.

If you can deliver the uniforms,

we'll give you one more chance.

[CHATTERING]

Boy, real uniforms, we'll show them.

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