Charlie And The Chocolate Factory Page #3

more upset each day.

Where's my golden ticket?

I want my golden ticket.

Well, gentlemen, I just

hated to see my...

little girl feeling

unhappy like that.

I vowed I would keep

searching until...

I could give her

what she wanted.

MR. SALT:
And finally...

I found her a ticket.

Daddy...

I want another pony.

She's even worse than the fat boy.

I don't think that

was really fair.

She didn't find the

ticket herself.

Don't worry about it, Charlie.

That man spoils

his daughter.

And no good ever comes...

from spoiling a

child like that.

Charlie...

Mum and I thought...

maybe you wanna open...

your birthday present...

tonight.

Here you are.

Maybe I should

wait till morning.

Like hell.

Pop.

All together...

we're 381 years old.

We don't wait.

Now, Charlie,

you mustn't feel too

disappointed...

you know, if you

don't get the...

Whatever happens,

you'll still

have the candy.

Ah, well.

That's that.

We'll share it.

Oh, no, Charlie.

Not your birthday present.

It's my candy bar,

and I'll do what

I want with it.

Thank you, darling.

Thank you, Charlie.

Bless you.

All right, let's see who found it.

"The third ticket was found...

by Miss Violet

Beauregarde."

(VIOLET YELLING)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING ANGRILLY)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMS)

(VIOLET GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

(KIDS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

These are just some...

of the 263...

trophies and medals...

my Violet has won.

I'm a gum chewer mostly.

but when I heard about

these ticket things...

I laid off the gum...

switched to candy bars.

She's just a driven

young woman.

I don't know where

she gets it.

I'm the Junior World

Champion Gum Chewer.

This piece of gum.

I'm chewing right

at this moment...

I've been working on for...

three months solid.

That's a record.

Of course, I did have...

my share of trophies,

mostly baton.

So it says that one

kid's gonna get this...

special prize.

Better than all the rest.

VIOLET:
I don't care who

those other four are.

That kid, it's gonna be me.

Tell them why, Violet.

VIOLET:
Because

I'm a winner.

What a beastly girl.

Despicable.

You don't know

what we're talking about.

Dragonflies?

REPORTER:
But wait,

this is just in.

The fourth golden ticket...

has been found...

by a boy called...

Mike Teavee.

(GUNSHOTS FIRING FAINTLY)

(GUN FIRING LOUDLY)

(CAMERAS CLICKING

INDISTINCTLY)

All you had to do was...

track the manufacturing

dates...

offset by weather and the...

derivative of the

Nikkei lndex.

A retard could

figure it out.

Most of the time I don't know...

what he's talking about.

You know, kids these days...

what with all

the technology.

(GRUNTING)

Die! Die! Die!

Doesn't seem like they...

stay kids very long.

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