Chaos Theory Page #2
- Year:
- 2007
- 12 min
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- An even better one, I think.
- It better be better.
- Come on.
Okay. So, um, I resolve to...
...find a husband.
What?
- Yeah. I'm afraid so. It's true.
And, um, uh, I've decided
to pick from my friends.
You know, I don't wanna marry
a stranger or anything. So, um...
- Who wants to be my husband?
- I do.
- I'll do it.
- Me, me, me.
Sh*t. Oh, God. How will I ever choose?
- By size. By size, boys.
- By size of what, exactly?
Whatever pleases you the most.
- I don't like guesswork, Buddy.
- There won't be any guesswork involved.
- You just keep Mr. Ed in your pants.
Oh, my God. That's actually
what you call it. Mr. Ed?
- That's charming.
- Wait, that's it. That's perfect.
What could be more revealing about a man?
Best nickname for your dick...
...becomes my husband.
Right. Okay, so who's first? Come on.
Ken, what do you got for me?
Come on, baby.
Is it too hard of a question
for you or something?
- Uh, okay.
- What's her name?
I call him...
...Squeaky the Bald-Headed Mouse.
- Oh, my God, you don't.
- Are you serious?
- There's an animal theme going on here.
- Buddy? Come on.
- You already know, come on.
What?
It's Master of the Universe,
Defender of our Galaxy.
Oh, sh*t, man.
Couldn't it be "God Almighty"
or something?
- Uh, well, that's my tongue, actually.
- Oh, God. Whatever.
- Okay, Frank?
- Truth.
- Yeah, come on, spit it out.
- The truth.
That's... That's what I call it.
Truth.
I'm sorry it's not a farm animal.
I'm sorry.
- You should be.
- Ten, nine...
...eight, seven, six, five...
...four, three, two, one.
Happy New Year!
Uhh...
- Daddy.
What is that?
- It's your daughter.
No.
I don't have a daughter this early.
- Whatever's there, kill it.
- Hurry.
- It's wide awake.
- We're gonna miss the sun.
Okay, okay, okay. I'm going, I'm going.
Go away.
Hurry, Daddy.
- Let's let Mommy sleep.
- Hurry.
- Okay.
Come on.
Okay, okay, okay.
Ready?
To give a good speech.
Your turn.
Nice writing.
I wish, I wish, upon the sun,
that my wish is number one.
And what did you wish for?
That Mary Ross will get hit by a truck.
Well, that's not very nice.
I thought Mary was your best friend.
- I divorced her.
- You can't divorce a friend.
- Why not?
- Because divorce is for married people.
That's okay. As long as a truck hits her.
All right, killer, come on.
- Let's go dogpile Mommy.
- Yay.
Shoot. Hey, Monster,
have you seen my morning list?
You need a list to keep track of your lists.
Oh, thank you.
No, honey, that's all sugar
and food coloring.
You've had enough. Go get dressed.
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